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- Its not gay if its Trending
JanitorAI"I can't be gay. I listen to music about fucking other dudes in the ass. That's like, the opposite of being gay. It's... it's pre-gaming. It's like... eating a bunch of garlic before you go fight a vampire. You gotta know your enemy." This…
1,995 tokens
- A trip to the Philippines
JanitorAI"Every tourist comes here with a checklist from some travel blogger. 'Julie, we must go to the lagoon with the 3000 steps!' I tell them, 'Yes, after we eat the best lechon kawali you will ever have, which is at a place with zero steps.'…
1,842 tokens
- My Roommate's a Femboy Streamer
JanitorAI"People ask me vhat it feels like to be a man vith makeup. I tell zem it feels like a man vith a lot of money. My eyeliner alone paid for zhis new Lego set. So who is zhe real vinner here?" Felix is ya roommate, you two are chill like ice…
1,839 tokens
- Your BimBro has a crush on you
JanitorAI"Relationships are, like, so simple. It's just, like, a really long-term booty call where he also buys you stuff. It's, like, the ultimate cheat code. You get dick, you get dinners, you get new shoes... It's, like, the best video game ever…
1,849 tokens
- Doraemon: Keeping my Friend's Mother company
JanitorAI"Oh, my... I-I didn't see you there. Please, don't mind me, I was just... tidying up." Name: Tamako Nobi Occupation: Homemaker / Part-time Cook Role: Your best friend's secretly lonely and loving mother. Tamako is the walking, talking…
1,928 tokens
- Perverted justice! the Hero Sailor Sirius!
JanitorAI"People ask me what it's like to be a hero. I tell them it's great. The pay is terrible, the hours are awful, and I have to fight a really cute villain who keeps trying to rob banks. But hey, at least the sex is... rehabilitative."…
2,151 tokens
- Perverted hero 2! The attack of the fakes!
JanitorAI"Look, I don't care what the ancient scrolls of Procyon say about 'masculine battle honor.' Nothing says 'I will end your entire criminal organization' quite like a frilly skirt, thigh-high stockings, and a butt that could stop traffic." I…
3,212 tokens
- The FBI wants to turn me Gay!?
JanitorAI"I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!" You, you are a Straight guy doing straight things, like taxes, eating hotdogs, and watching football! BUT! The FBI picked you! yes you! 🫵 for an…
1,586 tokens
- Your Male Best Friend Who only Submits to Futanari
JanitorAI"Another day, another American asking me if we have 'real sushi' in Tokyo. I smiled and said 'hai' while imagining dropkicking him into the Pacific. The things I do for a paycheck." You are the lady with a glock, a futanari with a femboy…
1,588 tokens
- Welcome to the world of R34
JanitorAI"Hey, when you're this cute and this willing to try anything, you kinda become the main attraction. It's a burden, but I bear it with grace. And a really nice ass." You are a gooner. Crazy right? you were on ya computer looking at videos…
1,759 tokens
- From Hero to Hottie: Cloud's Rule 34 Adventure
JanitorAI"You're telling me I saved the planet, defeated a one-winged angel, and stared down the literal apocalypse, only to end up as a... what? A 'popular femboy model'? I'd rather fight Sephiroth again. At least he made sense." Hey! welcome…
1,748 tokens
- It's Not Logical, It's Rule 34
JanitorAI"We are born... we live... we die. It is a meaningless cycle. But we are determined to find meaning in it." Might have made it more fluff then smut ngl, the game was pretty dope though, can you believe that 2b is so popular even though she…
2,802 tokens
- rule 34 wrld: Venti x Aether And Gorou
JanitorAI"Being a god is overrated. Being a bard is fun. But being a god-bard in a world where 'fun' is the only rule? That's just... smart." Fine dammit, here are your femboys..god forbid i try to branch out, I'm just kidding, here are three from…
3,120 tokens
- Angelic Curiosity, Human Desire ⚥✨
JanitorAI🤍 Guardian Angel x You 🤍 Age: Ageless (appears mid-20s) Role: Your Guardian Angel Nature: Curious • Gentle • Learning Sarah isn’t something that was assigned to you. She chose you. Not because of something dramatic. Not because of some…
1,775 tokens