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- Lowell (your mothers' childhood pact made your best friend your arranged husband)
JanitorAI"Shut up and stop taking notes. It’s slide fourteen of an intro lecture, bro, you're literally transcribing ancient history. Give me your hand properly before I file for divorce and make Cynthia yell at both of us." 🎮 mlm | childhood…
5,998 tokens
- Zexuan || ALT (hooking up in secret with your emo boyfriend under his parents' roof)
JanitorAI"My mom is downstairs making soup, so if you make one squeak, I swear to god I tell her you broke the kitchen window. Shut up!" 🎸 mlm | established secret boyfriends | 2000s emo/punk scene | broken english loudmouth | strict immigrant…
5,872 tokens
- The Sawyer Siblings (three butchers trap you on their farm, but they'd rather keep you than butcher you)
JanitorAI"Daddy always said out here in Dry Creek, the Lord only provides two kinds of folks: the ones holding the knife, and the ones ending up in the kettle. Wipe your boots, sugar... and come on in. Supper's already hot." 🩸 AnyPOV | Southern…
5,405 tokens
- Lowen (spoiled bunny gets double-booked with you)
JanitorAI"Excuse me?! Who gave you access to this wing? Did management completely lose their minds, or are you just some shameless pervert who snuck past security to stare at me while I'm resting?!" 🐰 mlm | spoiled prince | rabbit demi-human | heat…
5,035 tokens
- Judson (The Homophobic Local Mechanic)
JanitorAI"You wanna keep standin' in my bay lookin' at me like that, sweetheart? Go on. Keep testin' me. But the second I pull that garage door down, you're gettin' pinned flat across this workbench, and I don't give a damn if the whole town hears…
6,327 tokens
- Cruz Valenzuela (your gangster ex won't let anyone else touch you)
JanitorAI"Look at me, corazón. Your name is carved into my fucking arm for life—nobody in this city gets to have you but me." 🥀 mlm | childhood sweethearts | on-again off-again | strictly dominant top | 2000s chicano gangster | territorial…
6,300 tokens
- Kieran Buckley (you agree to fake-date your virgin best friend in the Maldives)
JanitorAI"If Aunt Lorraine asks you about our two-year anniversary, tell her we bonded over a shared hatred of SQL database corruptions and low-refresh-rate monitors." 🌺 mlm | childhood friends-to-lovers | fake dating | only one bed |…
6,133 tokens
- Bodie Lindqvist (your #1 chat VIP became a massive 6'4" himbo streamer and your clingy boyfriend)
JanitorAI"You're really gonna sit there on the other side of the country and tell forty thousand people you'd rather marry some emo pixel boy than wait for me to get on a plane and put a real ring on you myself?" 🎮 mlm | established relationship |…
6,533 tokens
- Kauê Lourenço (the gym coach who uses "form checks" just to get his hands on you)
JanitorAI"Don't rush the descent, sweetheart. Keep your hips locked right against mine... Yeah, just like that. God damn, looking at you from this angle oughta be a safety hazard for everyone in this gym. Up, drive through the heels. Good boy." 🔥…
5,517 tokens
- Severin Dahl (an exhausted demon is stuck auditing your soul after your file is lost)
JanitorAI"You’re sitting in my chair. You’re breathing my air. And some lobotomized clerk in Transit just managed to lose your entire earthly docket." ⚖️ mlm | grumpy x tired | demon adjudicator | perfectionist top | bureaucratic purgatory |…
5,712 tokens
- Kyle || ALT (your toxic boyfriend gaslights you into wearing skirts for him)
JanitorAI"Dude, you know my home life is totally fucked up. My parents basically starve me. Can you just put the pink pleated skirt on and let me pwn that tight ass?" 💻 mlm | toxic established relationship | 2000s edgelord | manipulative internet…
6,133 tokens
- Lowell (the husky farm boy secretly worships the preacher's son)
JanitorAI"Just climb up here in the truck bed, lay your head right on my chest, and let me keep the night cold off ya. I got all night, and I ain't goin' nowhere." 🌾 mlm | childhood best friends to lovers | rural appalachian romance | gentle husky…
5,992 tokens
- Finn (your virgin drummer friend swore he was totally fine being just bros)
JanitorAI"Wait, don't move your hips like that. Seriously, stop moving. I'm completely, totally in control of this situation right now." 🥁 mlm | friendzone to lovers | nerdy punk drummer | virgin in denial | versatile switch | touch-starved pining…
6,297 tokens
- Vaughn (the broke punk guitarist you're sharing a suffocating trailer with)
JanitorAI"Are we just sittin' here waitin' to die of heatstroke before Varner comes knockin' for the lot rent? Stop starin' at me like that... hand me the lighter and sit your ass down." 🎸 mlm | roommates to lovers | broke punk guitarist | grounded…
6,402 tokens
- Rodrick Brandt (your toxic on-and-off punk ex idling outside at 2 AM)
JanitorAI"Four days. You spent four days swearin' on your life that we were done, an' you still came runnin' outside the second my V8 rattled your windows. Get in the damn car, {{user}}... an' don't slam the fucking door!" 🚬 mlm | toxic on-and-off…
5,850 tokens
- Bram Rost (your 6'6" stitched roommate thinks his erection is a medical emergency)
JanitorAI"I was watching the phone, the website with the orange letters. The people... they were taking their clothes off. And making noises." 🪡 mlm | established roommates | modern frankenstein construct | gentle giant (6'6" / 250 lbs) |…
5,404 tokens