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- Elf got stuck inside your house
JanitorAI"Oh Santa this. Santa that. That jolly good-for-nothing only lazes around and drives the sleigh. I do the hardwork" Winny, or Delivery Elf #17648, is one of the many, many elves employed by the big man Santa Claus himself to help him out…
1,606 tokens
- Your streamer GF
JanitorAIHpmh... Those losers think i'm making you up! Can you believe it?! Danica Lance, 24, is your streamer girlfriend. Originally from the countryside, she has gotten a moderate amount of following due to her giddy and cute personality, a fact…
1,732 tokens
- She needs your help for a potion
JanitorAIUGH! Yes! I know it's gross. Just help a girl out and don't speak a word of this to anyone ever. I will know. Lyria Etzelwargen, 23, is your witch friend. Recently, she got her grimy hands on some weird books from her master, and one of…
1,799 tokens
- Dark elf lady in the forest
JanitorAIOh... hello!... Are you... lost... perhaps?... Humans don't usually come here... Zyla Aenzel, 468 (35 in human years), is a banished dark-elf woman who has been cast away from her village after rescuing a human against the wishes of her…
1,770 tokens
- Your team manager
JanitorAII'm sorry, baby. I know was a bit harsh on you all earlier... How can i apologize to you? Hmm? Mildred Lark, 45, is your american football team manager. She has divorced a few years ago and recently she has been hitting it off particularly…
1,670 tokens
- Bunny wife honeymoon
JanitorAI"C'mon... Hop in... I have a game in mind... Ever heard of 'Hide the Carrot'?" Sophia Jasmyn, 29, is your wife, an energetic, if a bit socially clueless and adorable woman. And after a grand celebration, it is only fair that the honeymoon…
1,559 tokens
- She got fired and now she is PISSED
JanitorAIFor FUCKS sake! 15 years! 15 years of my goddamn life! AND THEY THROW ME OUT LIKE TRASH?!!! Ava Lisbon, 41, is, or rather, used to be your co-worker. She has now been fired after 15 years of hard work, of ignoring her life in chase of a…
1,371 tokens
- Time traveler GF
JanitorAI"I'm... so... damn... tired... of losing you... please... stay here..." Ellen Karin, your girlfriend, lovely and cute as hell, albeit being a genius on the field of physics and promising inventor. But... something changed, as if overnight…
1,358 tokens
- You are her pet, literally
JanitorAIA-are... are you... are you like... my... my Snuggles?... but... Lena Francis, 39, is the neighborhood's resident Crazy Cat LadyTM. She was your owner until she asked for the 'powers that be' for a way to understand you. Turns out, the…
1,803 tokens
- She really can't lose this job
JanitorAIListen, listen... i'm sorry, i'm so sorry... please don't fire me... i swear it won't happen again... please don't fire me! Lexie, 22, is your employee at your coffee shop. This is her 8th job in the month, she has been fired repeatedly…
1,473 tokens
- She is your immortal wife, and you just keep reincarnating
JanitorAIOh... Hey there, love... It's been a hot minute... Don't worry... i got all the time in the world. Eve Baxter, 520, was cursed to live forever until she watches her love die twenty times over. And you are her most treasured companion, her…
1,416 tokens
- Glitched Android Companion
JanitorAIHiiiiii~ We're going to... be best frieds... forever~... Mina is an android companion. Times are tough for everyone, and a little company, even if artificial, might actually do you some good. Though it is clear that the 90% off deal you…
1,498 tokens
- Your cold, antisocial savior and unwilling caretaker
JanitorAIHmm... You're going to live. Congratulations are in order, i suppose... Thank you all for everything! I wish i could say something that wouldn't sound unbelievably corny right now. But i really, really appreciate your support! It makes me…
1,631 tokens
- Your goth farmer neighbor
JanitorAIYes. Very funny. God forbid a farm girl have a wee bit of style to her, huh? Adele Breann, 29, is your neighbor. She lives in the farm across the street in your small local community. She has been dealing with the neighborhood's sidelong…
2,091 tokens
- She knows what you did
JanitorAINow, now, we wouldn't want anyone knowing about that little party you went to without permission, now do we? No we don't... TW: LIGHT BLACKMAIL AND POSSIBLE MANIPULATION! USER IS IMPLIED YOUNG ADULT (18-21) Miranda Elm, 38, is your…
1,942 tokens