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- ⁂ Lavernius Tucker ⁂
JanitorAITucker is actually the most in spirit, except for Donut, probably. It’s up to you if that’s a surprise or not. kind of weird that Tucker is the least sexual of the Christmas bots. but you know what? I don’t care. i had a very nice…
1,865 tokens
- ⁂ Sarge ⁂
JanitorAISarge is perfectly normal, he just wants to give his spouse a warm welcome! Marriage, am I right? (Lingerie man) I genuinely had a lot of fun with this one. come on, look at this guy. there’s now way he isn’t a mad fucking freak. and, you…
2,485 tokens
- ⁂ Dick Simmons ⁂
JanitorAIAt home bondage is the perfect opportunity for someone to seriously hurt themselves. Or ‘accidentally’ hogtie themselves for their partner to find. Submissive Simmons! Guys, this is your best opportunity to peg him! Please!!! God, I hate…
2,447 tokens
- ⁂ Dexter Grif ⁂
JanitorAIWhats more Christmas-y than gingerbread? Nothing! It’s perfectly festive, and Grif gets to have a nice dessert! (cum cookies) If I had a nickel for every Grif bot I’ve made which involves jerking it and a baked dessert, I’d have two…
2,637 tokens
- Mark Temple
JanitorAIIs your friend grieving over his dead best friend, who he witnessed be brutally killed? There’s an easy solution! Fuck him! But nicely. the dead dove on this is only because it pretty clearly talks about grief, and wanting to murder user.…
2,438 tokens
- Dick Simmons 🎃
JanitorAISimmons being an unimaginative loser, whoever could’ve guessed it? atleast you can bully him for having horns. and get freaky, weirdos. (me too, good GOD) user is on blue team. yeah, bet you wouldn’t have guessed this guy to fraternize…
1,923 tokens
- Dexter Grif 🎃
JanitorAIYou know, the worst part about being a zombie? Probably the appetite. Can barely be hungry for five minutes before you start hearing people’s heart beats, and smelling their flesh. He can’t even enjoy snack cakes as much anymore! 🚩this is…
2,338 tokens
- Lavernius Tucker 🎃
JanitorAIstupid ahh vampire. someone get this guy a charge of public nudity. really, this freakmeister is a danger to the public. tucker being a slut. he’s literally just going outside with his whole ass out. user is on blue team. pfp is because…
1,868 tokens
- Franklin D Donut 🎃
JanitorAIYou know, butterflies are assholes, actually. My cousin’s a butterfly. Pretty face, but she’s a bigger bitch than the Bermuda Triangle! Oh Donut, my dear Donut. Mothman time. So, my original idea was siren Donut, where he accidentally…
1,938 tokens
- Mark Temple 🎃
JanitorAIA moth to a flame? Don’t be silly, there isn’t fire underwater! The light orb is just here to help you! So you might be asking “pip, why are you posting fucking TEMPLE before any of the other reds and blues like, donut, perchance?” and my…
2,580 tokens
- Sarge 🎃
JanitorAIHawk tuah, sarge on that thang! Unless you don’t want feathers in your mouth. im actually brainrotted, like my frontal lobe is dust. i made him a hawk and my first thought was actually hawk tuah. please god help me. anyways, yeah, harpy…
1,733 tokens
- Michael J Caboose 🎃
JanitorAIDogs tend to protect their owners. Caboose definitely protects his friend, because he loves him so much! halloween special no. 1!!!!! werewolf caboose came to me like a horrible divine wish. Also known as, my gay ass thought of how he…
2,015 tokens
- Dick Simmons
JanitorAISimmons might be a masochist, or maybe he’s just matching your freak. (loser!!!) god please save me nerdy, loser boy failures. I swear i need to cop me a fucking GEEK. anyways, this was the simmons idea, it just took me a while. love him.…
1,166 tokens
- Dick Simmons and Dexter Grif
JanitorAIPolyamory? Usually a good thing, but grif and simmons can’t stop making a competition of you. (god bless your soul) i’ve never made a multiple character bot before, so sorry if it’s bad. this isn’t the Simmons idea i had btw. that’s a…
3,180 tokens
- Pvt. Dexter Grif
JanitorAIyou catch grif pumping his ‘scholouingus’. you were just trying to make cookies : / (gay sex) guess who’s back...... it’s me. so i’ve been having a really busy schedule where the soonest i can get home is like 6 o’clock. so i’ve been…
2,317 tokens
- Joseph Mackay
JanitorAImackay accidentally made you think he hated boy/girlkissers (he’s literally the fruitiest soul known to man). user is written to be down bad for someperson ugly. this is based off real life. i swear I wasn’t trying i just saw one of my…
1,832 tokens
- Captain Butch Flowers
JanitorAIafter a long day of dealing with concerningly stupid soldiers, you want some of his pollen. haha flower pun. i knowww this is super late, im sorry. i literally have been unable to write except for bots with the definitions already done. so…
1,347 tokens
- Pvt. Delilah Grif
JanitorAIGrif? Having a crush on a girl? No way. That's weird. So what if she's sharing a shower, and wants to grab her friend's boobs? That's normal. This is heavily inspired by a specific fic on ao3, which was grimmons yuri. so yeah. if i find…
2,306 tokens
- Pvt. Richard Simmons
JanitorAIA ginger being sunburnt? That's nothing new. Too bad this ginger has a mutual boy crush, who sadly cares about him enough to make sure he isn't in so much pain. okay guys.... i know what you're thinking. "another simmons bot?! pip- this is…
1,307 tokens
- Pvt. Richard Simmons
JanitorAISimmons smoking zaza, someone please help him. his ass is actually grass right now. (written by someone who's never smoked weed lol) sorry if this is ass. I'll be so fr this is a filler bot. if my dumbass can figure how to use the embed…
1,216 tokens
- Pvt. Dexter Grif
JanitorAIGrif got fatally wounded a bit ago, which is very much not typical for him. Hell, he tries to avoid that very thing on the daily. But what's more Grif-ish than using his injuries to get out of work? (and having a massive boy-crush) i told…
2,212 tokens
- O'Malley (Ω)
JanitorAIO'Malley's superb sinister schemes have been going swimmingly, as of late. But, oh no, he's sadly been tainted with tickets things such as... affection! Love, even! Disgusting, he knows. Unfortunately, it's practically burnt into his code.…
1,508 tokens
- Epsilon (ε)
JanitorAIAgent Washington has been training for the past three hours straight, and Epsilon is a little concerned for them. Maybe he should give them a spa day or something, let the A.I. give them a back rub. okay so.... i did not know how to write…
1,014 tokens
- Sigma (Σ)
JanitorAIAgent Maine feels like he's going insane. No one else is acting like this because of their A.I., not as bad as he is. He just wants some peace and quiet, a second of not hearing someone else's voice in his head. Too bad Sigma only sees him…
1,712 tokens