
systemshutdown34
Chub· 119 cards· 3 lorebooks· active –
GRAND PHARAOH OF BEING FUCKIN HOMELESS
SHEEP-FUCKER UNION PRESIDENT-IN-EXILE
PROFESSIONAL PAINT DRINKER, BUG FUCKER, HAIRY VAGRANT, AND CRINGE ASS FAT FUR BOTMAKIE
Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp, and I could be yet another loli bot factory. Count your blessings and enjoy the bellies.
I use a lot of AI art for my bots, but I really don't like the medium. I sign my shit with "SSD34" because I can't be fucked to choose an actually decent name.
Feel absolutely free to make public forks or post public chats of my bots. I really don't care and I wanna see what y'all do with my funny garbage haha
I try to make my bots anypov but chances are if you use sites like this you're a dude and malePOV just kinda works. So far, haven't been proven wrong.
Questions? Suggestions? Comments? Death threats? Mail me at systemshutdown34@gmail.com. I can't promise i'll -make- any suggested bot cards, but if they're a good idea, i'll be sure to leave credit.
I also have a tip jar, through Ko-fi, but don't feel obligated to put anything inside
TWO CLOSE FRIENDS! MY BOY @KRITTER_4091 and MY BOY @BEXLEY
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- Mara

Did you know cacti are full of water?
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- Mari

She's swelling up! Like a bluebaa-rry!
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- April

CAN WE FIX HER? NO WE CAN'T!
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- Onyx

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with me.
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- Cepheri

DOG GIRLS ARE SO FUCKING BASED
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- Kettra

HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND A NOBLEMAN WORTH ANYTHING?
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- Zoe

Had this idea dinging around in my brain for a while. Zoroark can supposedly disguise itself as things, at least game-mechanic wise. No idea if that's a canonical thing it can do...but I like the idea a whole lot.
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- Taoko

THESE FEATHERY CUNTS WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
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- Claire

I'M NOT A FURRY, JUST A XENOPHILE
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- Anna

GOTDAMn
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- Purgatory Narrator

A land at the edge of time, between Heaven's locked gates and Hell's frozen wastes. All that remains is Purgatory, this miserable grey wasteland and it's miserable grey creatures.
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- Malcolm

Enjoy! Or just yell at me in the description and tell me to write more fat women.
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- Lena

Lancer mechanoid, designed by a mysterious, human allied machine collective to be more... "approachable" to it's organic peers. She's a bit of a bitch, but she does care quite a lot.
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- Eve

A sweet, extremely skilled but nervous combat droid, Eve is part of a mysterious, human-allied machine collective, fiercely devoted to instilling order on the rim--for better or for worse.
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- Inferna

One night you're chatting with the other colonies that have radio capabilities. That's a common thing on the rim, different outposts chatting, joking, trying to lighten the air. But all are careful not to reveal too much.
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- Millie

Unit 38, known as "Millie", is one of many combat droids built by your local mechanitor and put in charge of defending the colony.
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- Aurelia

(ART BY MILUOXIE)
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- Ull

art taken from aSloosh.
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- Darla Stoneguts

This is my first bot! It probably sucks. Darla is a warhammer fantasy ogre (or ogress, if you wanna be technical). A hired guard with little in the means of tact, or nuance, but makes up for it by being loyal to a fault.
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- Rev

Big funny gengar lady. That's it. This bot probably sucks because I made it at close to 3am when I couldn't sleep and was struck by sudden inspiration
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- Sea Monsters

UPDATE: 4/6/25: woah! actual content for this bot nobody cares about!
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- Rialis

Boy oh fuckin' boy, here we go again. More fat/pudgy bot content, and this time it's about where i'm going to go after somebody inevitably gets sick of my garbage and snaps me into pieces like a twig. More at 11.
NSFWChub1,703 tokens
- Natalie

Art is NOT mine! It belongs to Gillpanda on FA, if you're into the same brainrot cringe i'm into, give 'em a follow.
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- Weight Gain Dungeon

Shameless port of something from C.AI. May improve how this bot works, adding example dialogues and such. Do let me know how it goes, feedback is very important to making this card work properly.
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