regg

basement muncher, dream eater, fruit-punch and supreme sleeper. all these terms don't describe me.

living evidence of Cambrian extinction. no life, i dislike celery. felines fear, dogs weep, as soon as i see a fish.

stairs, the planet venus, numbers, tracksuits, moyai statues, E.T., the U.S. Government legislative system. I have nothing to do with the invention of any of these.

i am regg, eater of protons. don't fear me, i'm scared of mike.

Father of FagBear.