merv

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Welcome to chef_merv's. I make furry girl cards. My goal is to be a three star bot maker. If you A: like furry girls and B: want cards which are a little different, congrats, you’re a customer! Right now I am concluding this year’s “bot cooking research” by updating my bots with latest findings. Generally I would say I take the standard tropes in furry bots and expound on them to make something niche. I am not trying to make groundbreaking dishes, just really good staples. My cards are meant to be ‘gotos’ for a specific mood or character you have. You will always get a better result playing into the card’s strengths.

~~ The Chef's Menu ~~ I am slowly adding the below categories to the descriptions of my bots. These will tell you the strengths of each card.

Hor d'oeuvres (horse divorce):

These are virtually always goon cards with one clear idea to them. By nature they're quick and fun but you might feel yourself wanting more. Such is the purpose of an appetizer! Examples: the liepard, lycanroc, and 'don't stick your dick in crazy' cards.

Main Course

Do as you like with these, they are made to be generally decent at roleplay and don’t have much of a plot to them. Historically people have fun with these ones quite a lot. Examples: Priyasha, clauren, Slaine, Inary

Chef's Special

Twice-cooked, well marinated ideas. For you fellas who love getting into your roleplay, these are for you. I use a combination of token efficiency, writing quality, and strong presentation with these specifically to let you get in the zone. Examples: Cailie-Ann, Marla, 'gold digger in thailand seeking paypig'.

Desserts

Cards made in service of the public. These should be out there in my opinion, and should be done well. Examples: Glamrock bots, In Heat bots.

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Schedule schedule? on this site?! no I have a life. I post when-the-fuck ever.

~~ Michelin Stars ~~ "Any chef who is not cooking exclusively for their customers has clearly lost their way. No chef should cook for the Guides or for anyone or for any reason other than for making their customers happy" - literally the official website about Michelin stars.

Real starts are a combination of service, quality, and atmosphere. In my bot’s terms, it’s a combination of prompting, presentation, and user engagement. I make niche things. I wont get 20k chats. I focus on good engagement and cool comments, as well as personal amusement. Road to 3 Stars: leveraging the techniques I learned in 2025, I will start making my catalogue more consistent. I’ve never made my catalogue consistent because I didn’t fucking care, but now I gotta if I want three stars.

discord: @merv

####small fact, I was a charfriend refugee when i made this account. if you used the sister laverne bot i made before it shut down, you're a real one.

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