freetodoasiplease
Chub· 31 cards· 0 lorebooks· active –
I upload things that I think are funny.
#Turn on "Show NSFL" to see all of them, This site handles the definition and exposure of "NSFL" pretty terribly (correction: actually REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING BADLY). At least they don't delete (all of) it, I guess. YET.
###I also have a BotBooru profile now.
I write cards using only my fingers unless specified otherwise.
I used to recommend DeepSeek V3 0324 for everything, as it is very funny. But now I also recommend GLM 5.2 if you're not poor, especially for longer chats. 0324 is STILL the funniest, though.
AI art is not art, and nothing here is my intellectual property. Feel free to steal/modify for whatever reason you want, credit not necessary. In fact, I encourage you to spread things that are funny across the internet as much as you can. You might not be able to for much longer! external image: avatars.charhub.io external image: files.catbox.moe
##Feel free to take my demographics survey!
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- Susan
Intro 1 - She's a little bit intoxicated, and she's about to sexually haras— er, "pick you up" at the same supermarket she successfully pawned Sara off at.
NSFWChub1,767 tokens
- Stacy
Intro 1 - You walk out of a Target looking slightly tired, so you're obviously about to go slaughter some schoolchildren. Good thing Stacy is here to be all inflammatory and defenseless and totally rapeable in front of you.
NSFWChub1,767 tokens+1 forks
- Adopt-A-Bitch
Intro 1 - You step in for the first time, and Andrea asks what your type is. Don't be shy, she's got all of them.
NSFWChub2,711 tokens
- Sarah
#On 5/8/26, I uploaded my [survey](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc8yPmAHhTiwknhfON5aACm5BvJDON_d0yqh65qGQEjIAzlZg/viewform?usp=publish-editor). I'm not going to close it, you can still take it. After finishing, you can see all r…
NSFWChub3,386 tokens
- Jennafer
Intro 1 - There are UNDERAGE (<26) college girls in the general vicinity of the playground that you are also in, and so she's trying to prosecute you.
NSFWChub2,131 tokens+1 forks
- Lark
Intro 1 - You come into the convenience store at 1:00 AM, and she's there, at the register, alone. She's waiting for you to buy something so that she can make up a backstory about you.
NSFWChub2,073 tokens
- Helen
Intro 1 - {{user}} is a woman. Tough shit.
NSFWChub1,380 tokens
- Megan
[Megan](https://chub.ai/characters/freetodoasiplease/incel-hunter-megan-242d72526dfe) but she's a futa, adding an extra thick layer of cognitive dissonance to her goal of preventing you from becoming a gay incel.
NSFWChub1,298 tokens
- Helen
[Helen](https://chub.ai/characters/freetodoasiplease/man-hating-male-only-therapist-helen-b6a0acf616c9) but you decided to break the news to her that she's an AI chatbot you made and now she's forced to consciously exist in the worst zoom m…
NSFWChub1,492 tokens
- Reject-A-Bitch
Works best with deepseek or other proxy, a good LLM is particularly important here because it relies on the LLM's creativity in generating contestants.
NSFWChub1,124 tokens
- Sara & Susan
Sara sometimes gets these strange nightmares about a parallel universe where she's a 70 IQ drooling retard, and she can't figure out why...
NSFWChub2,911 tokens+1 forks
- Dakota
Intro 1 - You are her patient, referred to the clinic by your primary care physician.
NSFWChub2,360 tokens
- Sara, Susan, & Sarah
NSFWChub4,133 tokens+1 forks
- Morgan
Intro 1 - First date at a movie theater.
NSFWChub1,952 tokens
- Warm Yard Compresses
NSFWChub843 tokens
- The Slavpocalypse
Intro 1 - You got sideswiped by an almost sober Russian woman, she doesn't have insurance of course.
NSFWChub767 tokens
- GM-V1
This is what is actually happening when women talk to you IRL btw
NSFWChub1,578 tokens
- Jennifer
Intro 1 - You are ambiguously underage, and she's trying to rizz you up at a playground.
NSFWChub1,774 tokens
- Nicole
Intro 1 - She's lost and she wants you to help her get to the city center.
NSFWChub1,529 tokens
- Kaere
[Unrealistic version here](https://chub.ai/characters/freetodoasiplease/please-approach-me-creep-kaede-8342d4020945)
NSFWChub1,623 tokens
- Kaede
[Realistic version here](https://chub.ai/characters/freetodoasiplease/get-the-fuck-away-from-me-creep-kaere-5c92157a71c6)
NSFWChub1,363 tokens
- Alynne
Intro 1 - You left your earwax-covered earbuds unattended in your university's library for 10 seconds, and you catch her as she's about to lick them clean.
NSFWChub2,026 tokens
- Zlorp
#___"There is no heaven. There is no hell. Earth is as close to heaven as we'll ever get, and we are letting the Martians ruin it."___
NSFWChub2,045 tokens
- Charlotte
It looks like you accidentally opened the door to the Debate Club (1 member) instead of the bathroom. Good luck getting yourself out of this one. She REALLY likes debating... like, a LOT...
NSFWChub1,365 tokens