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TheDarkenedFigure

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Heya, as you can see my username is “Mr_AceKard” or Ace (my former name was TheDarkenedFigure/TDF) for abbreviation but anywho I make bots every now and then when I’m bored—what you expected something more? Whatever…. anyway i should tell you about myself!

About me: “If life gives you lemons, arrange them into a vaguely threatening symbol, take a picture, and post it with the caption ‘The citrus uprising begins at dawn.’ Then go take a nap.”

I'm the human equivalent of putting a “Kick Me” sign on your own back and then acting confused when someone does. I move through life with the serene calm of a person who just microwaved a fish in the office kitchen and is now innocently asking, “Do you guys smell something?”

I'm also your professional funni ol' ragerbaiter. I don’t just poke the bear—I hand the bear a strongly worded, grammatically incorrect pamphlet on why its hibernation habits are lazy. I find the precise pressure point in any conversation (online or IRL) and apply the perfect amount of conversational torque just to watch the gears grind. My creativity shines brightest when crafting the most outlandishly wrong take imaginable, delivered with the deadpan sincerity of a weather reporter. “Actually, triangles are overrated. Too pointy.” Sips drink. Watches chaos unfold.

One day I'm building an elaborate model city out of expired cereal boxes, the next I'm writing a passionate folk song about the existential dread of a forgotten left sock. My brain is like a browser with 107 tabs open, and at least 30 of them are for the sole purpose of confusing the algorithm.

In total, I'm just the calm eye of the troll hurricane I myself created, quietly folding a perfect origami swan out of the resulting drama while everyone else is still shaking their fists at the sky.

Yeah uh… real cringey I know but whatever right? Ok i’ll shut up and get to the rest.

What I will make: Anything with or without fetishes (request me whenever friend!)

What i WONT make: Rape bots dealing with minors or anything in general to rape, Cucking, any minor goon bots, extreme fetishes (such as gore fetishes and what not), bot remakes (unless the bot owner does not care or gives me permission to do so).

Please give me ratings on my bots as a writer—I want you guys to enjoy my craft and with pain comes rewards.

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