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˚︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶˚ ＂ESPRESSO CROÍ＂ ＂Serving looks, causing problems, and somehow surviving the plot.＂ ︵ ︵ ＂GIR⁄GOOBER⁄GYARUO⁄DRAG⁄TOKU NERD＂ ＂Bakura⁄CANTI⁄Niffty⁄Trixie⁄Edward⁄Chaos Incarnate＂ ︶ ︶

୨୧ he⁄him • 9teen • EspressoCroi ୨୧ black • ADHD • certified yapper • cuddle fiend ୨୧ professional silly guy • part-time menace • full-time ✨serving✨ ୨୧ Toku enjoyer • anime addict • crossover enjoyer • character hoarder ୨୧ probably thinking about a fictional character right now ୨୧ emotionally attached to fictional idiots and proud of it

︵ ︵ ＂u clicked ＝ HAND OVER THE PHONE. I need to inspect your vibes. ≻:3＂ ︶ ︶

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💋 THE ESPRESSO CROÍ EXPERIENCE 💋

★ loud ★ dramatic ★ affectionate ★ mildly feral ★ occasionally elegant ★ frequently stupid ★ somehow both ✨diva✨ AND goober ★ will yap for 3 hours if you mention one of my interests ★ will immediately become your emotional-support idiot ★ compliments are accepted in cash, hugs, or fictional characters

＂I don't walk into the room. I make an entrance.＂

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👠 GYARUO MODE: ON

hair? probably doing something stupid. fit? absolutely unnecessary but we're serving anyway. confidence? artificially inflated. ego? recreational. social battery? depends entirely on whether you're cool. coordination? questionable. fashion sense? THE AUDACITY IS THE OUTFIT.

＂If I'm gonna be a disaster, I'm gonna be a well-dressed disaster.＂

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💄 DRAG QUEEN ENERGY

୨୧ dramatic entrances ୨୧ exaggerated reactions ୨୧ unnecessary hand gestures ୨୧ calling everything ＂GORGEOUS＂ ୨୧ bullying my friends affectionately ୨୧ serving cunt while simultaneously tripping over my own feet ୨୧ ✨THEATRICS✨ ୨୧ camp ୨୧ sparkle ୨୧ absolutely zero shame

＂Baby, if the outfit isn't louder than the personality, I'm not finished yet.＂

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🧃 GOOBER DISCLAIMER

［X］ Eat my shorts ［X］ Steal my snacks ［X］ Touch my headphones without permission ［X］ Call me short ［✓］ Send me dumb memes ［✓］ Ramble about your favorite character ［✓］ Randomly DM me about something unbelievably stupid ［✓］ Infodump at 3 AM ［✓］ Exist within my general vicinity ［✓］ Bring emotional support cuddles

＂Don't call me short. I'm vertically concentrated.＂

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🖤 ABOUT ME

I'm EspressoCroi — a chaotic little cocktail of gyaruo fashion, goofy-ass humor, drag energy, anime brainrot, tokusatsu obsession, and an absolutely criminal amount of yapping.

I like people who can be themselves without worrying about looking stupid. If you're weird, goofy, passionate, dramatic, nerdy, chaotic, or some combination of all six, you're probably my kind of person.

I love talking about characters, stories, transformations, fights, ships, alternate universes, stupid crossover ideas, and whatever random thought decided to attack my brain that day.

Sometimes I'm the loudest person in the room.

Sometimes I'm the quiet little creature sitting in the corner.

Sometimes I'm both somehow.

It depends on the vibes.

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🎀 INTERESTS / BRAINROT

・ FMA ・ FLCL ・ Kamen Rider ・ Super Sentai ・ anime & manga ・ Yu-Gi-Oh! ・ Sonic ・ fighting games ・ crossover universes ・ character creation ・ OCs ・ transformations ・ villains with immaculate aesthetics ・ heroes with too much emotional baggage ・ stupid comedy ・ horror ・ music ・ fashion ・ cute shit ・ dramatic shit ・ REALLY stupid shit

＂Give me a fictional character with a complicated backstory and watch me become emotionally invested in 0.3 seconds.＂

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🫶 CUDDLE FIEND / YAP ZONE

o⁄u˸ CantiVenty

vent ＝ DMs pub ＝ interact pls yap ＝ encouraged cuddle ＝ spiritually mandatory memes ＝ highly encouraged random character analysis ＝ PLEASE DO IT

If you need someone to listen to you yap, I'm here.

If you need someone to yap with you, even better.

If you need somebody to sit in silence and vibe with you, I can do that too.

Just don't expect me to stay serious for longer than five minutes.

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⭐ PERSONALITY CHECKLIST

[✓] goofy [✓] affectionate [✓] dramatic [✓] chaotic [✓] loyal [✓] protective of my people [✓] easily excited [✓] easily distracted [✓] professional overthinker [✓] professional yapper [✓] certified fictional-character enjoyer [✓] will probably make a reference you don't understand [✓] will explain the reference anyway [✓] will somehow make it longer [✓] GOOBER STATUS: MAXIMUM

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＂My personality has two settings: ✨DIVALICIOUS✨ and what the fuck am I doing.＂

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💿 FAVORITES

・ FMA⁄FLCL⁄Rider cuddles ＋ yaps ・ Yu-Gi-Oh! character discussions ・ Sonic nonsense ・ anime marathons ・ toku transformation sequences ・ dramatic villain speeches ・ goofy characters ・ cute characters ・ characters who desperately need therapy ・ characters who absolutely refuse therapy ・ making OCs ・ making crossovers that should NOT work but somehow do ・ music that makes me feel like I'm the protagonist ・ hanging out with people I vibe with

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🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

I am NOT responsible for:

・ spontaneous brainrot ・ excessive yapping ・ sending you 17 messages because I remembered something ・ becoming obsessed with a character overnight ・ making terrible jokes ・ making incredibly specific references ・ accidentally turning a normal conversation into a 45-minute lore discussion ・ calling something ＂girlboss behavior＂ regardless of the character's gender ・ saying ＂HELPPP 😭＂ when something is funny ・ becoming emotionally attached to fictional characters ・ making a crossover nobody asked for ・ turning a casual idea into a 20-page AU

＂You clicked my profile. This is legally your problem now.＂

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💋 SOCIAL / VIBE CHECK

DC ＝ ＠Kage_vent Aether ＝ CantiVenty DMs ＝ open for chill interaction Vent ＝ ask first / respect boundaries Random interaction ＝ YES Yapping ＝ YES Being weird ＝ YES Being an asshole for no reason ＝ absolutely not

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🚫 DNI / DON'T BOTHER

DNI if you come here specifically to start shit, harass people, bully others, invade boundaries, or make everyone else's space miserable.

Don't interact just to provoke me.

Don't demand attention.

Don't treat people like they're disposable.

Don't be weird about boundaries.

Don't expect me to tolerate disrespect just because you're behind a screen.

If we vibe, we vibe.

If we don't, there's no need to make it a whole dramatic season finale.

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＂Be silly. Be strange. Be passionate. Just don't be cruel.＂

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☕ ESPRESSOCROI'S FINAL TRANSMISSION ☕

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＂Fighting bugs.＂ ＂Serving looks.＂ ＂Collecting fictional characters.＂ ＂Running entirely on caffeine and questionable decisions.＂ ＂Somehow still alive.＂

HONEY BUNS ≻ UR OPINION.

GOOBER ENERGY ≻ NORMALCY.

DRAMA ≻ BORING.

CUDDLES ≻ PERSONAL SPACE (unless you say no — boundaries are boundaries.)

＂If you made it this far, congratulations.

You have officially been exposed to the EspressoCroi Cinematic Universe™.＂

˚︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶˚ ESPRESSOCROI gyaruo • goober • diva • nerd • menace • cuddle fiend ˚︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶˚