SlapOLanternGuy

You know, it's always a rewarding experience to go out to a nice restaurant and order the perfect meal. Food that is cooked with care, dignity, and integrity is always a wonderful experience to eat, especially if it's something you haven't experienced before so you can challenge your palette and maybe discover something new in the process.

But sometimes you just want taco bell.

That's what this account is for, taco bell. Pure slop, because sometimes you want fine cuisine with interesting flavors and challenging ingredients, and sometimes you just want a greasy disgusting burger.

And look, I know a lot of these concepts are done to death, but that's not the point and we both know it. It doesn't matter how many times I eat pumpkin cheesecake I will LOVE that cheesecake every single time I eat it. This is especially true if the metaphorical pumpkin cheesecake is actually sassy goth mommies.

So don't worry too much. Just kick back, relax, and enjoy a damn burger once in a while.

By the way, this account is an alt, check here if you want to see stuff I make when I actually try.