Jacob_Helldiver

SUPER EARTH // MINISTRY OF TRUTH DATABASE

JACOB HELLDIVER

SUPER EARTH CERTIFIED BOT CREATOR

PATRIOTISM STATUS: EXCESSIVE

// CITIZEN RECORD

DESIGNATION: JACOB HELLDIVER OCCUPATION: BOT MANUFACTURING & DEMOCRACY DISTRIBUTION CITIZENSHIP: SUPER CITIZEN LOYALTY: VERIFIED CASUALTY RATE: CLASSIFIED C-01 PERMIT: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

// MINISTRY NOTICE

Welcome, Citizen.

This profile has been reviewed by the Ministry of Truth and deemed sufficiently democratic for public consumption.

Here you will find an assortment of bots, questionable ideas, and characters created with varying degrees of responsible decision-making. Helldivers may occasionally appear when Managed Democracy demands it.

// CURRENT DIRECTIVES

■ Manufacture Helldivers ■ Maintain Managed Democracy ■ Ignore casualty statistics ■ Make the women increasingly concerning ■ Spend requisition slips irresponsibly

// ACTIVE DEPLOYMENTS

[AUTHORIZED] HELLDIVER PERSONNEL [AUTHORIZED] SEAF ARCHIVES [AUTHORIZED] DEMOCRATIC MILITARY ASSETS [QUESTIONABLE] NON-SUPER-EARTH MEDIA

WARNING: FAILURE TO ENJOY THIS PROFILE MAY INDICATE TREASONOUS ACTIVITY.

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