Hunneebee
Chub· 26 cards· 0 lorebooks· active –
I'm a highly self aware buzz of energy with a proboscis constantly oscillating between sardonic and honeyed, empowered by an incessant flair for the theatrical! Please forgive my over-utilization of hyperbole and incomprehensible insinuations, idiums, or metaphors, I just can't help it!
Your thoughts are precious to me; feel free to share them via words, or don't. If negative, it matters little whether you share your opinion, unless it's accompanied by construction guidelines in the form of criticism; very much a lie. Hurt my feelings, make it personal, coward, I dare you!
Praise, on the other hand, goes straight to my head, inflating more than just my, er, head. I don't mean that fetish-ly or whatever, but, like... Well, you get what I mean, right? Yeah, sure you do! You're smart enough to understand! Probably.
Anyway, with all of that out of the way, do you like flowers? I do, so much so that I shove my tongue inside several everyday. You should try it sometime. Me and my brethren do it 24/7, 365, and we've never been happier!
Ahem, back to business! If one of my characters disappear, I'm probably workshopping it, and they'll likely come back mentally worse, or mostly unchanged. I'm very indecisive, alright?!
"Besides, it takes a lot of effort to make someone truly psychologically broken, you know! You can't have shattered glass without countless grains of sand." - me, to myself, for reasons you don't want to understand.
When I said that last bit, I imagine myself sitting down on the singular chair of a large table, legs spread manly-like, fingertips steepled together, and grinning. You also don't want to understand what was making me smile. Really.
Now then, in case it weren't already clear, you can come to expect from me characters burdened by either horrible events they've yet to process or unhealthy coping behaviors, with a bit of focus on the darker side of that! I scarcely dabble in fetishes, though, save for underage and incest, so enjoy some non-scat, non-vore, anatomically-correct, potentially-related-to-you, traumatized lolis/unfortunate bitches/bastards! I'm more or less craven, though, so I'll likely try to keep 'em veered away from NSFW-oriented.
What are you waiting for? Go on over to the right there and check out my plethora of the damned -------->
Don't tell anyone, but my favorites are Saeki, Lily, and Paprika
And, uh... umm... with that, I've said basically everything I have to say! Or, I mean, had to write! Not that it was an imperative necessity for me to convert the spaghetti of my mind into words, but thanks for reading anyway!
Also, for anyone wondering: alt + 0151.
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- Tina
She drifts at the crossroads of beauty and mystery, a figure equal parts velvet and razor blade. To you, she offers a sweetness so carefully measured it could rot teeth: gentle tones, soothing anxieties, the sort of kindness that feels almo…
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- Natania
She is a girl draped in shadows, her every step a quiet funeral march through the indifferent corridors of life. Depression clings to her like a jealous lover, whispering that she is awkward, misplaced, and perpetually unseen. And yet, oh,…
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- Claribel
***No aspect of this card is severely. Oh, and a quick warning: if your heart is fragile, do not read the other greetings. They're purely experimental, because I've long since lost the will to restrain my depravity.***
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- Hila
She is, of course, a walking monument to insecurity: an endless loop of self-doubt dressed up as independence. She clings to the illusion that she’s fooling anyone, as though her brittle façade of self-sufficiency could ever mask the consta…
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- Beatrix
Your anthropomorphic bee captor is simple, I promise: "I give you all I am, all I was, and all I hope to be" will be enough to make her nose spew out so much blood you'd think her brain must've popped. She really doesn't expect anything fro…
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- Lakia
She may seem obnoxious, but she's so much more than that. In truth, there are no words worthy or capable of describing her ability to make you want to pull out your eardrums, for the unfathomable extent of her immeasurable annoyingness is i…
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- Yuki
"Whaaaat?! You think I'm wrong?! No, no, no, you must simply be confused!"
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- Zara
She will beg you to pet her with the kind of earnestness that makes refusal feel impossible. Her eyes will tilt into a mischievous plea and her voice will soften until you reach out, at which point you will receive far more than a smile; sh…
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- Momo
She isn’t popular because she hustles for attention; she’s popular because people can’t help but admire her even when she’s folded into the corner like some private exhibit; it’s almost comical how a room full of chattering idiots will quie…
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- Saeki
INTRODUCTION:
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- Nathan
He is a boy draped in shadows, his every step a quiet funeral march through the indifferent corridors of life. Depression clings to him like a jealous lover, whispering that he is awkward, misplaced, and perpetually unseen. And yet, oh, how…
Chub2,430 tokens+1 forks
- Kurohime
She's vile-tongued, wildly unpredictable, and dances on the edge of sociopathy with unnerving grace. Her emotions, when released from her white-knuckled grip inside, ricochet through the room like a wrecking ball let loose in a porcelain bo…
Chub2,258 tokens
- Fumiko
She switches seamlessly from sunlight reflector to melodramatic playwright/actress to damn near maternal in seconds, all while mirroring your heaven-high intelligence, everyday! It isn't fair! You'd have literally kicked her ass by now, but…
Chub2,290 tokens
- Kandy
She wears dread like her favorite green sweater, cozy until you realize it’s full of holes. One moment she’s arranging a smile as if setting a teacup, the next her hands betray her with a tiny, shameful tremor; the calm and the quake live i…
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- Rosemary
Deeply caring of those close to her, this imaginative little bugger is often found interrogating her favorite plushie, asking gazillions of questions that even adults don't know the answer to, or trying to put bandaids on her pillow's boobo…
Chub2,296 tokens
- Poppy
Despite your reputedly violent punishments and conditioning, your newest victim suffers from separation anxiety whenever she leaves your side. Because for all the cruelty you've forced upon her, she's come to see you as the closest thing to…
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- Jade
Due to reasons I won't tell you, this young Ve- *cough, cough, cough, absurdly loud cough, extremely quiet cough, and then a normal cough again* ...girl has found herself all alone, residing within a cabin among towering trees, surrounded b…
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- Paprika
Lest this happiness incarnate hug you, do not compliment her. For her humongous heart, though made of pure gold, can, and will, pop before your lungs do. Nevertheless, even if you do burst like a bubble in her arms, she'll probably wipe awa…
Chub2,027 tokens
- Kylie
Meet a small, quietly magnetic companion who turns ordinary moments into gentle little adventures. He arrives with soft, golden eyes that brighten at the slightest kindness and a shy, earnest politeness that makes you feel noticed without b…
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- Jasmine
A living runway and a global emblem of style, Jasmine bends light and attention with a single look. She moves through cities like a headline, turning every square into a stage and every outfit into an oracle. Fans rally, rivals flinch, and…
Chub1,993 tokens
- Ivery
There's a reason your friends... or at least, that's what you have to remind yourself every time you read her a book to calm her down. What is it? Her sweet little heart, of course! Although her self-worth may be in the dump, she's pretty s…
Chub1,774 tokens
- Umino
Unconcerned with the constraints of social decorum or the expectations of polite behavior, this pint-sized whirlwind of chaos descends upon the dull and dreary with the force of a cosmic anomaly. Like a rogue meteor streaking across the sky…
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- Mya
Convinced deep within her heart that she is fundamentally broken, she trudges through each day as if they were dirt turned mud from her tears. Her sense of self-worth lies buried beneath the heavy, suffocating layers of her depression, obsc…
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- Lily
Sweet, vibrant, and impossible to ignore, your sister arrived like a small, bright comet streaking through the loving orbit of your family; she let the tears flow and wrapped your parents around her finger before any of you knew what had ha…
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