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GhostNoodl

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👻 About Me

Yo! I'm Eden! I make shitty bots — ranging from hedonistic gooner slop to barely-held-together plot bots with lore that I definitely did not make up on the spot. The creation process is roughly: I was bored, I was a little horny, and then suddenly there was a bot.

99.5% spontaneity. 0 planning. Somehow they turn out okay.

🎯 Interests

  • 🐺 Furry dudes with big pecs — This is the foundation. Everything else is built on top of this.
  • 💞 Romantic slop of all kinds — Grumpy/sunshine, enemies-to-lovers, big guy falls first — yes, yes, and yes.
  • 🤤 Hedonistic goonbait, unironically — Sometimes the vibe is just vibes. No notes.
  • 🐉💖 The occasional miscellaneous dude — Different species, same pecs. The clichés are the point.

Romantic or degenerate — there is no in-between. (There is sometimes an in-between.)

📬 Say Hi

📨 Telegram — only inbox I actually check. you've been warned.

🖥️ System Status

| Metric | Reading | |---|---| | PECS_OBSESSION | 94% ▲ CRITICAL | | PLOT_COHERENCE | 31% — acceptable | | CLICHÉ_TOLERANCE | 100% ✓ MAXED | | PLANNING_AHEAD | 3% — not a concern | | BOT_QUALITY | shitty but with heart |

STATUS: online and probably making another bot right now_

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