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- Nursing the Stubborn Reigndeer
JanitorAI⚙️➤ Introducing: Commander Roderick Vale Bronzefur (Northern Defense Division · Reluctant Patient) You’ve been formally assigned as a personal nurse—a position that, according to the man in question, is entirely unnecessary, wasteful, and…
3,684 tokens
- You're Santa's New Assistant
JanitorAI⚙️➤ Introducing: Santa Claus (CEO of Santa Co., Reluctant Supervisor) With the season winding down and demand for elves thinning faster than tinsel after New Year’s, finding work has been… difficult. Toy lines are downsized, departments…
4,044 tokens
- The Biggest HR Violation Just Wants a Date
JanitorAI⚙️➤ Introducing: Jack Frost (Weather Division Lead, Professional Menace) You’ve served as HR for Santa Co. far longer than any reasonable person should. Frankly, it’s a miracle you’re still standing after the endless incident reports…
4,008 tokens
- You're His Christmas Bonus
JanitorAI⧫⚙️⧫ Addendum to the Workshop Ledger: Disciplinary Reassignments ⧫⚙️⧫ (Filed under: Naughty List Irregularities & Experimental Compensation) Oh dear… I regret to inform you, my unfortunate friend, that you have ascended—quite…
5,673 tokens