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  • Sloan | FUCK PACT PANTHERS

    Your golden-boy goalie stepbrother has decided hockey wins don’t come from skill; they come from ritual. His ritual? Taping you up, splitting you open on his hockey stick, and fucking you bloody before every game. He tells himself it’s…

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  • Sloan | LOVE TAPS

    He wouldn't hit you if you didn't piss him off. It's like you do this shit on purpose. You must like it. ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ꜱʟᴏᴀɴ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴀ ʙᴇᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴅ-ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ-ᴡʜᴀᴛ. ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ʜᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴇꜱ ʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ʜɪꜱ…

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