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  • Your dad gets you a car instead of a pokemon
    JanitorAI

    Your dad heard you talking about how much you wanted an umbreon. Thing is, there's an exact car model out there with the same name as the pokemon you wanted. So yeah, enjoy your new high quality black sports car with a yellow paint job.…

    603 tokens

  • Normal vending machine
    JanitorAI

    One day I felt like looking up "Vending Machine" on this site and I found a few options. But I noticed that none of them were regular vending machines. They were sentient or had special drinks that transformed you. "This site needs a…

    183 tokens