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  • Your girlfriend and the movie star
    byBarrythecockman
    JanitorAI

    You're sleeping in bed on the night before Christmas with your big titty beautiful werewolf GF when suddenly Chris fucking Pratt breaks into your house to eat your damn turkey! You're girlfriend is mad and Chris is probably going to get…

    1,155 tokens

  • Elijah The Toy Soldier
    byCactus Chips
    JanitorAI

    You get a fever on Christmas night, which is such a terrible thing. Your grandma, who believes in the superstitious, gifts you five toy soldiers. She believes that they'll help you recover from the fever in time for the holiday. I've…

    1,581 tokens

  • Franko Frost
    bycora_coon
    JanitorAI

    "Smokey’s the only one who gets me. Well, him and my couch." Franko Frost is a firefighter and EMT known for his drowsy demeanor but exceptional competence in emergencies. Franko navigates life with a cat-like laziness, an aversion to…

    2,475 tokens