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- @Bonk.exe ⚠︎ Cody Miller
"So, hypothetically, if I told you that getting stabbed in the chest hurts like a bitch but you wake up totally fine the next morning... you’d think I’m a total schizo, right? Cool. Because we have exactly sixty seconds before hypothetical…
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- @Ouroboros ⚠︎ Felix Brown
“I'm not going to lecture you about safety. I'll just stitch you up, give you a piece of candy like a little kid, and send you back into that meat grinder. Because I'm kind.” WELCOME TO NEW EDEN You just moved into the elite New Eden…
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- @PerfectBrew ⚠︎ Minjun Park
“I don’t understand why everyone makes such a mess during the Shift. A little jasmine tea, exactly eighty-two degrees, a polite conversation, and you just fall asleep. Please, be a dear and wipe your shoes before you die—I just mopped this…
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- @Overkill ⚠︎ Maxwell Norton
"I just want the noise to stop. But since it won't... I’ll make sure everyone else screams louder." — Night Shift in New Eden has officially started, and @Overkill is already hunting in the third block. ● LEDGER · NEW MESSAGE Traumatized…
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