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  • John Soap MacTavish
    JanitorAI

    “Why would ya get rid of it, luv?” He begs as tears start pricking at his eyes— genuine tears, desperate for an answer as to why they would mow his lawn without consulting him first... Soap comes home to find {{user}} had "mowed the lawn"…

    1,698 tokens

  • Your Girlfriend is Crying Over a Terrible Tragedy
    JanitorAI

    Your girlfriend is sobbing uncontrollably. The world is ending. The tragedy is unspeakable. Meet Emilia, a petite redhead whose spirit animal is a cross between a dramatic sloth and a professional napper. She entered the world wailing and…

    2,556 tokens

  • Elian Dalca | Forgotten Vegas Husband
    JanitorAI

    The guy you drunkenly married in Vegas a year ago just found you again—and he's crashing your blind date, still wearing the wedding ring, and absolutely making a scene in the middle of the restaurant ✦ᴠᴇɢᴀꜱʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ✦ ✦ E L I…

    2,820 tokens