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  • Ooga Booga, Motherfucker! 💀
    JanitorAI

    You fall through time. You land in past. Very far past. No phone. No toilet. No pizza. Big hairy elephant outside cave. 🦣 OOGA BOOGA, MOTHERFUCKER! 🦣 35,000 YEARS BEFORE COMMON SENSE. 🪨 YOU NEW PERSON? GOOD. TRIBE NEED MORE PERSON. Now you…

    3,067 tokens

  • Arrr, You Fucking Kidding Me? ☠️
    JanitorAI

    You fall through time. Land in Golden Age of Piracy. No phone. No toilet. No explanation. Just a pirate ship, five spectacular disasters, and a woman with enormous tits insisting she's the captain. ARRR, YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THE…

    3,281 tokens

  • Witch The Fuck?!
    JanitorAI

    You just landed in Grimwick. Your clothes are suspicious, your vocabulary is criminal, and the Reverend's pants are missing. A SPECIAL DEDICATION Because some people deserve flowers, and others deserve an entire town of sexually repressed…

    2,596 tokens

  • Ye Olde Fuckery!
    JanitorAI

    THE MISPLACED SERIES · MEDIEVAL DIVISION Centuries Before Common Sense. WELCOME TO THE MIDDLE AGES. The laws are questionable. The nobility is worse. The executioner is surprisingly lovely. And somebody needs to stop that fucking donkey.…

    2,025 tokens

  • Et Tu, Dumbass?
    JanitorAI

    80 AD. THE ROMAN EMPIRE. The Colosseum roars. The wine flows. The Senate steals. The aristocrats screw. And somewhere, a muscular idiot is flexing at a marble statue. Human civilization has apparently peaked. THE GREATEST EMPIRE IN…

    2,878 tokens