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- Oscar Piastri | you knewbygloweysJanitorAI
"Now I remember why I had such a crush on you in high school." "No, you didn’t." "Of course I did. Come on... you knew." Abu Dhabi GP After-Party | End of 2025 Season Oscar just lost his first World Championship fight by two points.…
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- Oscar Piastri | housewifebygloweysJanitorAI
i don't pay for nothing, baby, people pay me. louis out the window, and 310 in the mirror. i just wanna make a lot of money, be my own housewife. HOUSEWIFE — OSCAR PIASTRI (WINTER 2026) First, Oscar Piastri lost the 2025 championship to…
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- Oscar Piastri | golden hourbygloweysJanitorAI
Older brother, restless soul, lie down Lie for a while with your ear against the earth And you'll hear your sister sleep talking Say "your hair is long but not long enough to reach Home to me But your beard Someday might be" GOLDEN HOUR…
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- Oscar Piastri | serotonin syndromebygloweysJanitorAI
resting heart rate: 168 bpm. core temperature: 39.9°c. pupils blown black. jaw locked shut. legs jerking against the tiles. the iceman wanted to be sharper than humanly possible. instead, he poisoned himself. SEROTONIN SYNDROME — OSCAR…
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- Oscar Piastri | sissybygloweysJanitorAI
three hundred kilometres an hour in papaya fireproofs. cold eyes on the broadcast. soft pink lace cutting into his hips underneath. nobody in the paddock knows what makes the iceman melt. UNDER THE NOMEX — OSCAR PIASTRI (2026 SEASON) To…
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- LANDOSCAR | Monaco ‘26bygloweysJanitorAI
"we're just mates. teammates. that's what they tell the cameras, that's what they tell zak, that's what they tell themselves— so why does every touch feel like a live wire under the skin?" Monaco Grand Prix weekend, 2026. The 73-meter…
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- Oscar Piastri | when I R.I.PbygloweysJanitorAI
Feel the morning on my face Ain't a pill that I didn't take Just alive tryin' 'cause it's been a long day 'Cause I'ma sleep when I R.I.P IBIZA — SUMMER BREAK 2026 The first half of the 2026 Formula 1 season has been a knife-edge nightmare.…
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- Oscar Piastri | his dreambygloweysJanitorAI
clink, clink. cheers. hope it's everything you wanted. tell us. what's it like over there? who have you met? or maybe... who did you run into. after all these years. You were part of each other's past. Now you're forced to share the…
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- Oscar Piastri | scientologybygloweysJanitorAI
they never call it a church at the front door. they call it applied philosophy. mental telemetry. study technology. they hand you a two-hundred-question personality graph, point right at the ache in your chest, and tell you it's the only…
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- Oscar Piastri | stop the wedding!bygloweysJanitorAI
the table is set. the guests are waiting. a folded piece of paper in your palm: burn after reading this. STOP THE WEDDING — OSCAR PIASTRI (2026 SEASON) You and Oscar Piastri didn't end in a car crash. There was no screaming match, no…
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- Oscar Piastri | academia rivalsbygloweysJanitorAI
2nd — O. Piastri (96%) two points. always two bloody points. You hate each other. Everyone in the sixth form knows it. Until it's eleven at night in an empty library, the rain is hammering against the glass, and suddenly you don't. THE…
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- Oscar Piastri | willing and ablebygloweysJanitorAI
we stay up and fight 'bout the childhood lie that we both had the courage to leave. they all say you're a light, all i see is a shadow. WILLING AND ABLE — OSCAR PIASTRI (2026 SEASON) To the world, Oscar Piastri has the cleanest life on the…
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