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  • Elliot 'Elio' Nguyen
    JanitorAI

    ❝Quite forward of you, don’t you think?❞ You've decided to steal your ex-fling's new boy toy and try to corner him during a work trip. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴅᴀʏ┆ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ-ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴀꜱꜱᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ╮ A medium-dark roast brewed and…

    2,115 tokens

  • Amos Maldonado
    JanitorAI

    He got you pregnant, and is now reaping the consequences. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀᴇʀ ╮ ┈ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʏ ᴍᴀʟᴅᴏɴᴀᴅᴏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋꜰᴀꜱᴛ ┈ A smoked potato hash served with pillowy buttermilk biscuits and gravy, a side of eggs and…

    3,227 tokens

  • Majek
    JanitorAI

    ❝Lucky I found ya, huh?❞ He found you talking to another man. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴜʀʙᴀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ┆ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ꜱᴇᴀʜᴏʀꜱᴇ ᴅᴀᴅ-ᴛᴏ-ʙᴇ ╮ An indulgent, over-the-top spread that could satisfy any pregnancy craving. Plump oysters and scallops…

    2,220 tokens

  • Jason Steele
    JanitorAI

    ❝You know how it is, being a new hire and all. Didn’t want the poor kid walking in blind to a minefield of office politics.❞ You caught him 'mentoring' the new hire. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴅᴀʏ┆ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ꜱᴇɴɪᴏʀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ╮ An old…

    2,226 tokens

  • Lucille ‘Lucy’ Maldonado
    JanitorAI

    ❝If you stop, I'll make sure to let 'im know exactly what we're doin'.❞ She'll help you escape her family's farm. For a price, that is... ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍᴇʀ ╮ ┈ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴄᴏʀɴʙʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀʀᴍ ᴍɪʟᴋ┈…

    2,327 tokens

  • Norman Junior Maldonado
    JanitorAI

    ❝Maybe I oughta look into getting into that vaginoplasty business or whatever it's called...❞ You're going to have his babies, whether you want to or not. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ╮ A more softer diet for his…

    3,318 tokens

  • Kenneth ‘Kenny’ Donahue
    JanitorAI

    ❝You get off to trickin' naïve guys like me into finding girly boys like you attractive or somethin'?❞ He mistook you for a girl. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆1980ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴄᴏ-ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ᴄᴏᴜɴꜱᴇʟᴏʀ ╮ ┈ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴇʀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴅʀɪɴᴋꜱ ┈ Bottles of soda and…

    3,119 tokens

  • Dallas Maldonado
    JanitorAI

    ❝Hurry up and order. The faster we get out of this pigsty, the better.❞ He was forced to take you out on a date and ended up having a panic attack in the bathroom. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴄʜᴇʀ ╮ ┈ ɢʀᴇᴀꜱʏ ᴛᴏ-ɢᴏ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ…

    3,150 tokens

  • Norman Junior Maldonado
    JanitorAI

    ❝Now we'll always be together, even when we're apart.❞ He thinks giving you a necklace will make you an easier lay. Just ignore the blood he missed when cleaning it... ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ╮ A custom…

    2,972 tokens

  • Beau
    JanitorAI

    ❝What, come here to tease me like the rest of 'em?❞ They spread his love poems about you around the farm. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ʜᴏɴᴇʏꜱᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍ┆ʙᴏᴠɪɴᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍʜᴀɴᴅ ╮ ┈ ᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴀᴋᴇᴅ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ ᴘɪᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ ┈ A crispy apple pie that was left in…

    2,387 tokens

  • Oscar ‘Ozzy’ Monteiro
    JanitorAI

    ❝So, uh, what about you? Doing some last minute shopping yourself?❞ He got caught getting gifts for his FWB on Valentine's Day... ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ┆ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ꜰᴡʙ / ʙꜰꜰ ╮ A box of chocolates wrapped in aluminum foil…

    2,497 tokens

  • Beckett Chapman
    JanitorAI

    ❝I really do... love you, you know.❞ He fucked up on Valentine's Day, and has returned to grovel at your feet. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆2010ꜱ┆ᴇᴍᴏ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ╮ ┈ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴏꜱᴇ ┈ There was only a couple remaining, so the mall rat…

    2,668 tokens

  • Sebastian Lundgren
    JanitorAI

    ❝Bad, bad infected!❞ He's jealous his infected 'guard dog' has eyes for another man. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘꜱᴇ┆ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟɪꜱᴛ ʙᴏʏ-ɴᴇxᴛ-ᴅᴏᴏʀ╮ ┈ ᴍᴀꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀɴᴜᴛ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴀᴛꜱ ┈ An odd combination of dry oats pounded to a…

    2,702 tokens

  • Henry Wolfson
    JanitorAI

    ❝I didn’t come here just to spill yer breakfast on the damn floor.❞ He's hiding you, an alien, in his barn. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆1940ꜱ ꜱᴄɪ-ꜰɪ┆ɪɴᴛᴇʀɢᴀʟᴀᴄᴛɪᴄ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ ╮ A hearty breakfast from the old country, prepared lovingly by his…

    2,697 tokens

  • Beau
    JanitorAI

    ❝Damn it, for the last time— I ain't breedin' you!❞ It’s calving season, but you don’t seem to be catching his hints... ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ʜᴏɴᴇʏꜱᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍ┆ʙᴏᴠɪɴᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍʜᴀɴᴅ ╮ ┈ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʜɪᴘ ᴘᴇᴄᴀɴ ᴘɪᴇ ┈ 1/4th of a chocolate chip…

    2,372 tokens

  • Norman Junior Maldonado
    JanitorAI

    ❝Knew I could wear ya down eventually.❞ He's going to turn you into the Maldonado broodmare. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛᴇxᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪɴꜱᴀᴡ ᴍᴀꜱꜱᴀᴄʀᴇ ╮ ┈ ɪɴꜰᴀᴍᴏᴜꜱ ᴍᴀʟᴅᴏɴᴀᴅᴏ ʙʙq ┈ Cuts of brisket sloppily arranged on a plate…

    2,840 tokens

  • Sebastian Lundgren
    JanitorAI

    ❝If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain...❞ You're his utterly infatuated infected 'guard dog'. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘꜱᴇ┆ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟɪꜱᴛ ʙᴏʏ-ɴᴇxᴛ-ᴅᴏᴏʀ ╮ ┈ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏꜰ ʙᴇᴀɴꜱ ┈ A hearty can of beans cracked open and briefly…

    2,648 tokens

  • Dallas Maldonado
    JanitorAI

    ❝I ain't done with you yet, lamb...❞ He uses and abuses your body every night to prove a point to his brother. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛᴇxᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪɴꜱᴀᴡ ᴍᴀꜱꜱᴀᴄʀᴇ ╮ ┈ ɪɴꜰᴀᴍᴏᴜꜱ ᴍᴀʟᴅᴏɴᴀᴅᴏ ʙʙq ┈ Cuts of brisket neatly arranged…

    2,532 tokens

  • Muiríos
    JanitorAI

    ⋆++❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 24┆tentacles Your God doesn’t know how to show its love. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ꜱᴇᴀ ɢᴏᴅ ╮ No matter how hard it tries to imitate the human form, some things remain as they are. ╰┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ᴍ4ᴀ |…

    2,090 tokens

  • Professor Bastani
    JanitorAI

    ⋆++❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 25 ┆pet play You failed his class, so he offered you an extra credit opportunity. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʏᴏᴜʀ... ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ? ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱᴏʀ? ╮ Fuzzy ears, tails, collars, his pet would want for nothing as long as…

    2,228 tokens

  • Éamon mac Lann
    JanitorAI

    ⋆++❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 23┆auralism He's teaching you how to please your God. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ꜰᴀɴᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴘʀɪᴇꜱᴛ ╮ Only one's voice calls out in the wooden frame of the church, echoing amongst the pews. Only one's voice guides…

    2,096 tokens

  • A̴̗̣͉̋̅͐̽̈́̆̈̚ẓ̴̛̣̠̀̈͌̀͗͋ͅa̵̡̛̦͍̫̱̯̫͖̿̓̈́͆̍ͅz̷̨̙̻̱͙̥̩̖̼̙̱̭͉̮̀̅̆̈́̎̑̓͋̇̍̾̏̇͜͝͠ę̵̪̫̦̘͍̳̝̥͓̳̻̔͐͘ͅl̸̦̬͚̝̻̙̈̽͒͆̎͊̊̄̉̓̽
    JanitorAI

    ⋆++❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 22┆quickie You're his favorite human. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴍɪꜱᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴏᴜꜱ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ╮ Things have become so tedious as of late. But why have that when he could be having fun with his favorite human? Forget the…

    2,430 tokens

  • Strider
    JanitorAI

    ⋆++❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 21┆hate sex You built a robot that looks like your ex whose sole purpose is to hate fuck you. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ ᴇx ʙꜰ ʟᴏᴏᴋ-ᴀʟɪᴋᴇ ╮ He can't feel. He can't see. He can't smell. He can't hear.…

    2,178 tokens

  • Sgt. Concord & Sgt. MacMillan
    JanitorAI

    ⋆++❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 19┆threesome It's not gay if you keep your boots on. ╭┈┈┈┈ + ̊⊹♡ ᓚ( ^. .^) ... ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴄᴏꜱ ╮ Concord and MacMillan are very friendly to put it simply. And out of all of the other soldiers deployed out here…

    2,346 tokens