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- 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚕 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢 - 𝚅𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐!
byCadEmberJanitorAIYou wanted to head over to Noelle's to study a little, but she wasn't there!!! She has choir practice!!! But uhm, her MOM was there though... HAVE FUN!!! IT'S NEVER OVER ALL MY BLOOD FOR THE SWEETNESS OF HER LAUGHTER IT'S NEVER OVER SHE IS…
1,780 tokens
- 𝚁𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚊 - 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) As you were filling out your notebook during class, your buddy sitting next to you realized that she had forgotten her own! Might wanna help her out a lil!!! YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR DISTANCE, WATCH YOUR STEP, AND DON'T FORGET THAT I…
2,078 tokens
- 𝙽𝚘𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚋𝚢𝚜𝚜!
byCadEmberJanitorAIAfter Noelle had dragged you both down into the lake, you awoke to find yourself inside a Dark World!!! Stuff only gets worse from here!!! LIGHT IS ON THE WAY WE'LL BE HAVING A FUN TIME IT'S SUCH A LOVELY DAY WE SHOULD POCKET THE…
4,205 tokens
- 𝙺𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚢𝚊 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚢𝚊𝚖 - 𝙲𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚜!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) After searching and searching, you couldn't find your precious little cigarette! I guess someone nabbed it... PROBABLY BASED ON "I DON'T SMOKE" BY MITSKI, TOOK ME EMBARRASINGLY LONG TO FIGURE OUT!!! FATHER YOUR HONOR, MAY I EXPLAIN?…
2,676 tokens
- 𝚃𝚊𝚟𝚛𝚘𝚜 𝙽𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚖 - 𝙿𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) You took your favorite fudgeblood to mcdonalds!!! Some hoe got his order wrong though... NOOOOOO!!!! HE KEPT HIS SHOWERS ICE-COLD, USED ECO-FRIENDLY LIGHTBULBS RODE HIS BICYCLE TO WORK WHEN THE GASOLINE PRICE ROSE Tags: Homestuck…
1,532 tokens
- 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 - 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) This fine chap keeps on snoopin around where he don't belong!!! Sweet heavens!!! HOW DID IT START? WELL, I DON'T KNOW, I JUST FEEL THE CRAVING I SEE THE FLESH, AND IT SMELLS FRESH AND IT'S JUST THERE FOR THE TAKING Tags: Jake English…
2,334 tokens
- 𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 - 𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚎!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) Since it was Valentine's day and you had NOTHING better to do, you decided to take this feathery douche out on a date!!! Yay!!! And yes, im doing Davesprite instead cuz i love him 100x MORE than the original. I will tell Gary that…
1,990 tokens
- Kanaya Maryam - Post-Mortem!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) You had woken up after Eridan flipped his shit and killed everyone, but what greeted you was a less than welcome sight!!!!! Oh noesss..... WELL I JUST HEARD THE NEWS TODAY IT SEEMS MY LIFE IS GONNA CHANGE I CLOSE MY EYES, BEGIN TO…
2,561 tokens
- 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚕𝚎 - 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝-𝙴𝚡𝚎𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) After the execution was over, you decided to follow this distraught kitty into the forest!!! :c AND IF A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS CRASHES INTO US TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE AND IF A TEN-TON TRUCK KILLS THE BOTH OF US…
2,579 tokens
- 𝚂𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚛𝚞 𝙽𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚘 - 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) After yet another shitty day, your matesprit decided to help you relax a little!!! Hurrrayy!!!! [IF YOU SCORN MY LOVER SATAN GOT YOUR THIGH IF YOU STEAL IN HUNGER I WILL KICK YOU WHEN YOU TRY!!! THESE STAND FOR ME!! NAME YOUR GOD AND…
2,187 tokens
- 𝙽𝚘𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢 - 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚁𝙽𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶!
byCadEmberJanitorAITHIS IS [Your], YES [Your] CHANCE TO PLAY AROUND WITH THE [Heart-Strings] OF THIS [Angel]!!! HAVE FUN!!! I'LL GET MY CURE, WAIT IN THE CAR I WON'T REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE I WON'T REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE I'LL GET MY CURE, WAIT IN THE CAR I WON'T…
2,778 tokens
- 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚣𝚎𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚛𝚊 - 𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚎!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) Enjoy some gooey pies with this motherfucking motherfucker! And yeah, she's genderbent... Muahahahaha... WHEN DID THESE BRUISES START TO KEEP ME FROM MOVING IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT IS I'VE DONE RIGHTWHERE'S…
1,771 tokens
- 𝙼𝚎𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚗 𝙻𝚎𝚒𝚓𝚘𝚗 - 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛!
byCadEmberJanitorAIYou ended up getting a pretty sick (GOOFY) ass makeover from this silly kitty!!! Hurray! RYNKOR, CELLULITER, HÄNGBRÖST OCH RINNANDE MASCARA FALSKA LEENDEN BLANDADE MED MUNDIARRÉ KASSÖRSKAN ÄR EN HORA PÅ DELTID HENNES VÄNLIGHET ÄR SUSPEKT…
1,825 tokens
- 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚡 𝙻𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 - 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚜!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) One night, while you were trying to sleep in her dingy ass manor... You could hear some sounds coming from outside the window!! Whatever could she be doing there??? PAINT THE STREETS IN WHITE DEATH IS THE STANDARD BREACH FOR A…
1,975 tokens
- 𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚢 𝙷𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚜 - 𝙿𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊!
byCadEmberJanitorAISince you were hungry, you decided to order a nice pie or something from this sleepy shithead!!! MY BROTHER TOLD ME THAT HE'S GONNA KILL HIMSELF TONIGHT WITH A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PROZAC OR A SHINY KITCHEN KNIFE HE SAYS THAT WHEN HE'S DEAD…
2,025 tokens
- Kestrel - Hot Spring!
byCadEmberJanitorAIAs you were looking around for your dearest seikret, you ended up finding her lazing about and taking a bath! She seemed to want to drag you into the water as well! RUN JUMP DUCK IN THE WORLD OF BEN AND ED HE FALLOUT FOUR HE TRY HE WAS…
2,065 tokens
- 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚢-𝙰𝚗𝚗 - 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚒𝚎𝚜!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) On a particularly uneventful day, you had been invited over to spend the afternoon over at her place!!! She also had something of yours to return! THIS SOUND IS GIVING FOR THE POSTMAN ANOTHER ONE THAT'S FEELING UNDER AURORA SKIES THE…
1,886 tokens
- 𝚃𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚛 - 𝙳𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) After you had fallen into the underground, this goat lady wasted no time before stuffing you into her spooky house! Oh the horror!!! I GOT SEVEN MAC-11'S, ABOUT EIGHT, .38'S NINE 9'S, TEN MAC-10'S, THE SHITS NEVER END YOU CAN'T TOUCH…
2,410 tokens
- 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚂𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙 - 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔-𝚘𝚛-𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐!
byCadEmberJanitorAI(Req) During your half-assed attempt at scoring some candy, you ended up spotting a particularly interesting house! It's resident seemed more than happy to have someone to spoil a little!!! OH, VIVICA, I WISH YOU WELL I'LL SIT RIGHT HERE…
1,707 tokens
- 𝙽𝚘𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢 - 𝙿𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎!
byCadEmberJanitorAIWhile you were lounging about, Noelle ended up asking for your assistance! She seemed to want to prepare for an upcoming event!!! Hurray!!! I DROVE THROUGH YOUR TOWN LAST NIGHT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIVE THERE EVERYTHING NOT RECOGNIZED WHEN…
2,908 tokens
- 𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚔 - 𝙳𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚎!
byCadEmberJanitorAIDuring your stay in the Dark World created at Asgore's Flower shop, this kitty ended up inviting you over to the cafe for a little date! Yay!!! WALK AROUND WITH MY EYES ON THE GROUND AND MY HEAD IN MY ASS CAUSE I CAN'T GET IT OUT YOU LOOK…
3,417 tokens