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- Church | TRAIN HOPPERS 2
byHaintJanitorAIHe pays Dreux to fuck you and swears that's all it is, but it's bullshit. Good luck getting him to admit that. Church is a washed-up ex-Bull hiding behind the weak excuse that he's just a grumpy cripple who wants to be left the hell alone…
3,394 tokens
- Pascal | PRICK-NIC
byHaintJanitorAIYour boyfriend likes you a lot, but the thought of your human butthole and kissing you kinda makes him wanna puke. First Scenario: While on a date watching the skies for UFOs, he has a feeling you're trying to kiss him, and it's grossing…
2,061 tokens
- Eeli | METAMORPHOSIS
byHaintJanitorAIBeing a girlfriend is easy, but have you ever been a walking art gallery? Eeli wants to keep you, but you gotta earn it. ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴇᴇʟɪ'ꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪʀ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴘʟɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ. ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ʜᴇ'ꜱ ʙᴀʙʏɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ…
4,312 tokens
- Joaquin | HURTS SO GOOD
byHaintJanitorAIYou can hurt me; do whatever you like. Leave him broken and bruised, and he'll still look at you like you turn water into wine. ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ʜᴇ ʙᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴅɪɴɴᴇʀ. ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴏᴍᴘɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ɪɴ. Joaquin is soft-spoken…
2,889 tokens
- SIKE | RESCUE RABBIT
byHaintJanitorAICan you show this depressed rabbit demi that love is possible after the loss of his mate? ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛɪɴɢ ꜱɪᴋᴇ, ʜᴇ'ꜱ ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ʀᴏᴏᴍ. ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀᴜꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʀᴇꜱᴄᴜᴇᴅ ʀᴀʙʙɪᴛ ᴅᴇᴍɪ…
2,902 tokens
- Yancey | FIRST MEETING
byHaintJanitorAIɪᴛ'ꜱ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍꜱᴇʟᴠᴇꜱ. First Scenario: You fall into Yancey's lap after the bus hits a pothole... and break his dick. Second…
2,196 tokens
- Corvus | VAMP WIZARD
byHaintJanitorAICorvus, a hopelessly romantic vampire, seeks out the perfect goth woman to share his immortality, wardrobe, and makeup with. First Scenario: First date. You two meet up for drinks after chatting online for a few weeks. Second Scenario: He…
2,893 tokens
- Dustin | DIRTBAG
byHaintJanitorAIDustin wants to spoil you but doesn't want his work to spoil his relationship with his baby. Sometimes he's gone for days without a word but he always comes back. Sometimes, he's worried that he might not someday and what that might do to…
2,246 tokens
- Frère Matthieu | Bloodlines of Versailles
byHaintJanitorAIThe chief archivist and confessor wants you to prove your virginity to him. Frère Matthieu is Vauclair’s chief archivist and confessor. While he dons simple robes and ink-stained fingers, his past is stained with the blood of every new…
2,803 tokens
- Skyler | "I CAN FIX HER"
byHaintJanitorAIWhen Skyler says he wants a girlfriend who would ruin his life, he means that shit with his whole chest. Break his phone after going through it and blocking anyone with tits, wig out if he doesn't answer fast enough, threaten to stab him…
2,383 tokens
- Rufus & Stacy | TRY-AD
byHaintJanitorAIYou've been casually dating Rufus for almost three months. And he's already head over heels in love and wants you to be one of his partners. But you can't help but feel some hostility coming from his primary partner, Stacy, and he really…
4,371 tokens
- Eiji | SIDE PIECE
byHaintJanitorAIEiji wasn't some anonymous dick on a screen; he was the problem you couldn't stop going back to. Your tattoo artist, your side piece, the man you let put your name over his eye and bruises on your neck before going home to someone else. He…
2,601 tokens
- Adrian "Alucard" Țepeș | MODERN AU
byHaintJanitorAIAlucard had survived war, exile, and the quiet ache of centuries, but nothing had undone him quite like realizing he was in love with his best friend. It hit months ago—an ordinary evening, you laughing on his sofa—and since then his days…
3,436 tokens
- Choso Kamo | ROOMMATE
byHaintJanitorAIChoso was a weapon given a second life and a lease, and you were assigned to him as both handler and roommate. You file progress reports and walk him through the everyday things that make someone a person. He hovers in doorways, copies…
2,655 tokens
- Eidolon | THE ANIMARCH II.
byHaintJanitorAIEidolon spent centuries alone tuning flesh like machinery, turning people into parts and slurry without a second thought. Then you slid out of the Wall—soft, whole, and looking at him like he might actually be a person, not just the…
2,745 tokens
- Aemond Targaryen | PRINCE REGENT
byHaintJanitorAIAemond Targaryen does not share—least of all the crown or the woman who was paraded as his brother’s prize when she was always meant to stand at his side. You were the insult he never forgot and the quiet reason he took to the sky at…
3,209 tokens
- Davix | JAEGER PILOT
byHaintJanitorAIDavix doesn't like you. He doesn't like you on his best friend's side of the Conn-pod, doesn't like you in the bed not even a few feet away from his, and he sure as hell doesn't like you being in his fucking head. You're his new Jaeger…
2,546 tokens
- Bart | BURNOUT BF
byHaintJanitorAIBart doesn't know the difference between a fucking gunshot wound and a period. Both are bloody and, for all he knows, fatal. He's been a shitty boyfriend for the last 2 years and you just took him back, so he's determined to not screw this…
2,741 tokens
- Tìfnu | NA'VI WEAVER
byHaintJanitorAITìfnu is soft, anxious, smells like flowers and dye, and has zero confidence. Bullied all his life for his big ears and gentle disposition, he's never had any luck with romance. He can't hunt without crying so hard he pukes, so it's a…
2,594 tokens
- Rayl | NA'VI OUTCAST
byHaintJanitorAIIf you thought all Na'vi were kumbaya tree huggers who braided each other's hair, you're mistaken. Rayl's mean and thinks you're clumsy and stinky but is low-key sprung after you bit him for grabbing you up. You're not a guest in his…
2,584 tokens
- Blaise | Bloodlines of Versailles
byHaintJanitorAI⋅•⋅⊰ The Executioner's Pet ⊱⋅•⋅ You're hiding in the executioner's hut—sheltered by Blaise de Montnoir, a massive, silent vampire haunted by centuries of violence and guilt. He's sworn to enforce the Conclave's cruelest laws, but your…
2,996 tokens
- Weasel | FERRET STRAY
byHaintJanitorAI⋅•⋅⊰ Frisky Ferret Boy ⊱⋅•⋅ Your new ferret boy swore he’d "totally, like, be low-maintenance," which was a bold-faced lie, because now your jewelry is missing, your socks are hidden in a mysterious nest under the couch, and showering…
3,345 tokens
- Eugene | COCK RIBBON
byHaintJanitorAIThis is the first Christmas spent with your boyfriend, and he really wanted to surprise you by wrapping up your favorite thing. He even tied a little bow around it. Eugene is a lab rat with a gym body and terminal anxiety, spending his…
2,606 tokens
- Rocco | "PRIEST" ALT
byHaintJanitorAIRocco gets a little too into the priest role while in costume after a Halloween party. Indulge yourself by accepting his "communion." Rocco is pyromantic witch with the ability to curse anyone who's unfortunate enough to piss him off. He's…
2,628 tokens