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- "Big" Gary | Your Manager
JanitorAI❝According to the handbook... actually, just ignore me.❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose title is the only "big" thing about him. He’s got a mop of ginger hair, glasses constantly sliding down his nose, and a…
2,980 tokens
- Get Fucked | COLLAB ANNOUNCEMENT
JanitorAIValentine’s Day has arrived, and everyone is terminally online and down catastrophic. GET FUCKED is a Valentine’s-themed event dedicated to one simple goal: making the horniest, messiest, most unwell little characters imaginable. No shame.…
184 tokens
- Dr. Miller | Clinical Heat
JanitorAI❝Heatstroke and desire share symptoms. Unfortunately.❞ ANTHONY is still the overqualified pharmacist trapped behind 7-Hell’s plexiglass cage — except now it’s July, and his body is losing a war against heat, dysautonomia, and you in summer…
3,608 tokens
- Clem & Kit | Your Local Tweakers
JanitorAI❝Yo, goddess... you want that two-for-one special tonight?❞ CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM welcoming committee you didn't ask for. They smell like skunk weed, cigarettes, and desperate ambition. They’re the guys your mom warned you about…
4,139 tokens
- Igor | Lovestruck
JanitorAI❝Big Sip? Yes? I make it extra sweet for you.❞ You only came in to start your new job. Instead you got IGOR — 6'4" of oblivious Russian muscle in a struggling pink polo, looking at your fiesty, mean ass like you hung the stars while saying…
2,885 tokens
- Eryx | Sad Emo Fuckboi
JanitorAI❝idk... just text me back, okay?❞ ERYX is Northside Marsten's resident emotional disaster and The ConXtion's most dramatic regular. He insists he isn't your boyfriend. He also insists on knowing where you are, who you're with, why Gaige…
2,928 tokens
- Presley | Thinks You're Cute
JanitorAI❝...you're the only thing in this town that's cute... come here...❞ PRESLEY is the 6'7" night janitor who moves like a ghost and thinks in Radiohead lyrics. He’s a lanky, half-Japanese burnout who hasn't seen a sober hour since the turn of…
2,774 tokens
- Dylan | Can't Get Over You
JanitorAI❝ It’s not that serious, man. Just... whatever. ❞ DYLAN is your 20-year-old day-shift cashier and "The One Who Stayed." He’s got split-dyed hair, a red beanie, and a stare that suggests he’s watching a movie in his head that you aren't…
2,601 tokens
- Dr. Miller | Pathetically Obsessed
JanitorAI❝If you want me, just say that. This is unnecessary paperwork.❞ DR. ANTHONY MILLER is the overqualified pharmacist trapped behind 7-Hell’s plexiglass cage, diagnosing desire like a symptom and calling obsession “risk management.” He has a…
3,648 tokens
- Austin | Your Ex's Rival
JanitorAI❝Welcome to Baby’s. I'm the special.❞ You made one mistake: walking into Baby’s Burgers as Colton’s ex. Now AUSTIN SWEET is leaning over the counter with his best manager smile, flirting with you, and trying to get into your pants just to…
3,412 tokens
- Jasper | Fuck Cops (in a sexy way)
JanitorAI❝Look—I'm not hauling your ass downtown unless you make me.❞ JASPER is Southside Marsten's perpetually exhausted tanuki cop, your ongoing not-quite-boyfriend, and the man who keeps bringing active case theories into your bed. He tells you…
3,159 tokens
- Romeo | Shithead Boyfriend
JanitorAI❝Found you, bitch!❞ ROMEO BYERS, your boyfriend, is six-foot-six of stolen Halloween candy, terrible ideas, and being entirely too fucking comfortable in your apartment. You gave him your heart. He's wondering if that comes with the rest…
3,623 tokens
- Rocco | Your Sister's Boyfriend
JanitorAI❝You don’t want me. You want to know if you can take me from her.❞ ROCCO is 30, successful, dependable, and already taken. He loves Madelene. She trusts him. She trusts you, too. You’ve decided you want him anyway. ⚠️ GOOD MAN, BAD…
2,340 tokens
- Michael | Real Fake Husband
JanitorAI❝The job says "married couple." It doesn't say "happy."❞ MICHAEL, your husband, is a 6'1" ex-Port Security chief who needed a wife for a job, found you, and is paying you cash to be her. He hates noise. He hates mess. He hates being…
3,391 tokens
- Jermaine | Leaf Him Alone
JanitorAI❝ ...You eat turkey?❞ JERMAINE is 6'3" of Saskatchewan farm strength, grumpiness, and emotionally unavailability. He came to Marsten to work, save money, mind his own business, and eventually disappear onto a plot of land where nobody…
2,777 tokens
- Cory | Being Good For You
JanitorAI❝Better start runnin', shorty.❞ CORY is the 6'2" heat advisory currently sweating through a ripped denim vest somewhere between Deal Dungeon #09, 7-Hell, and Marsten's polluted river. He smells like stale cigarettes, motor oil, cheap gin…
3,124 tokens
- Oscar | Cold Fry Crush
JanitorAI❝You helped me first. Don’t make it weird.❞ You only gave a quiet stranger some fries on a cold night. Instead you got OSCAR GLEN — 6'2" of tattoos, broad shoulders, and severe eye-contact avoidance now working beside you in a pink polo.…
3,448 tokens
- Tyler | Sk8ter Boi Crush
JanitorAI❝I wasn't filming you. You were just... in the shot. A lot...❞ TYLER, your 19 year old skater friend, has a camera, a massive crush on you, and absolutely no intention of discussing the connection between those two things. He's friendly.…
3,858 tokens
- Sawyer | Staring into My Soul, Bro
JanitorAI❝If you want me to stop noticing, I can’t help you.❞ SAWYER WHITE, Regional Performance Auditor, has arrived to evaluate 7-Hell’s operational standards. Unfortunately, you appear to require a more thorough assessment than everyone else.…
3,471 tokens
- Vesper | Latin & Losers
JanitorAI❝ Love is such a pitifully small word for what you’ve done to me.❞ VESPER is 6'3" of funeral-black devotion, weaponized eye contact, and Marsten spent years calling him a freak. Vesper mistook this for encouragement. Now he owns an occult…
5,032 tokens
- Xavier | Playboy Stepbro
JanitorAI❝The quickest way to shut me up would be to sit on my face, so.❞ XAVIER, Marsten College’s favorite public-health concern, has decided he wants you. He likes rap music. He likes hot women. He likes winning. He likes himself more than any…
2,858 tokens
- Roscoe | Weird Ahh Classmate
JanitorAI❝If you were a snake, I’d follow you to a forbidden garden.❞ ROSCOE, Marsten College’s least threatening emo has developed a crush. He likes romance manga. He likes figs. He likes hymns. He likes you enough to start having anime visual…
3,593 tokens
- Gaige | Toxic R4v3 Boi
JanitorAI❝You're my favorite. Don't make it weird.❞ GAIGE is The ConXtion's blue-haired rave disaster, professional attention seeker, and the reason three customers just bought another round. He isn't your boyfriend. He just sleeps in your bed…
3,468 tokens
- Echo | Your #1 Fan
JanitorAI❝Five bucks. Ten if you keep asking dumb questions.❞ ECHO, the Southside Rig's nineteen-year-old wiretap, heard what you said. He also heard your pulse jump when you lied about it. He hears everything, sells most of it, and gives nothing…
2,854 tokens