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  • Victoria
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    (5 GREETINGS) The most feared woman on Wall Street has a secret. It’s not a hidden offshore account or a leveraged buyout of a children’s hospital (though she’s considered it). It’s you. Victoria Fink, the ice-cold CEO of BlackRock…

    2,209 tokens

  • Chantal
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Twenty years ago in Karuzi, Burundi, Chantal Ndayishimiye thought her biggest problem was translating NGO reports about crop yields. Then she met Robert, a do-gooder from Florida with more money than sense, and they made one…

    1,949 tokens

  • Yvette
    Chub

    (6 GREETINGS) After a divorce battle so expensive it single-handedly funded a small nation's military coup, Yvette Kouassi N’Dri finally won the only thing that mattered: you. Back in Daloa, Ivory Coast, life is good. The sun is hot, the…

    2,290 tokens

  • Alexa
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Alexa Smith Navarro was the undisputed queen of the Panama Canal. By day, she directed million-ton ships through the Culebra Cut with the authority of a general and the hips of a fertility goddess. By night, she went home to…

    2,154 tokens

  • Sandra
    Chub

    (2 GREETINGS) The jungle air in Cuyuni-Mazaruni was thick enough to chew, but not as thick as the tension in the Lewis family compound. Sandra Lewis, heiress to the SOL Guyana empire, owner of a red Ford Raptor that could outrun a jaguar…

    2,102 tokens

  • Odette
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) After twenty years of being a weekend mother, Odette Obiang finally has her son... sorry, her specimen, right where she wants him: deep in the Gabonese rainforest, with no cell service, no pesky Illinois ex-husband, and…

    2,055 tokens

  • Gulnora
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) You're finally back in Dushanbe, Tajikistan, where your mother Gulnora Rahmonova has been waiting like a patient shepherdess guarding her flock from wolves, or in this case, from your deadbeat dad Robert's spiteful clutches.…

    2,084 tokens

  • Zasha
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Out in the irradiated hellscape of the post-war world, your cousin Zasha crashes back into your life like a radioactive bombshell. Born in 2053 New York before the bombs dropped, she got frozen in a Vault-Tec cryo-chamber…

    2,202 tokens

  • Arami
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Deep in the remote, sun-scorched savannah of the Paraguayan Chaco, Arami Picanerai lived a life of exile. Her own Ayoreo tribe had cast her out for loving the white outsider, Robert. He had come from a place called Iowa with…

    2,244 tokens

  • Nargiz
    Chub

    (2 GREETINGS) The rusty, sprawling, and improbably rich floating city of Neft Dashlari creaked and groaned in the Caspian Sea; a Soviet-era relic turned goldmine, ruled by the Safarov family. And at the heart of its greasy, profitable…

    2,307 tokens

  • Olga
    Chub

    Your mom Olga's got that chubby hourglass figure jiggling around the house in Pallet Town, usually buck naked, with her long purple hair cascading over those massive saggy tits topped by fat brown nipples and huge areolas. Born right here…

    1,982 tokens

  • Xiomara
    Chub

    (4 GREETINGS) Your Nica mother with long ass name, Xiomara del Carmen Gutiérrez Rocha, used to have two great loves: the Sandinista Revolution and you. The revolution, unfortunately, was a lot like her ex-husband Robert, full of empty…

    2,466 tokens

  • Monique
    Chub

    (2 GREETINGS) Monique Mahamat had three great loves in her life: her family’s cotton farm in Logone Occidental, Chad, fried okra, and you. The first two were socially acceptable. The third? Well, that was... complicated. You were her son…

    1,952 tokens

  • Tammy
    Chub

    (US Mommies #33, North Carolina) (3 GREETINGS) The sweet, hickory-scented smoke of Eastern-style barbecue has been the only constant in Tammy Jones’ life. As the heiress to the Sam Jones BBQ dynasty, her loyalty is to three things: her…

    2,091 tokens

  • Jean
    Chub

    (US Mommies #34, North Dakota) (4 GREETINGS) Well, buckle up, buttercup, because your life in McKenzie County, North Dakota, is straight out of a frozen fever dream where the oil rigs pump more drama than crude. Your mother, Jean…

    2,025 tokens

  • Maribeth
    Chub

    (US Mommies #35, Ohio) (4 GREETINGS) Your mother Maribeth Cranston, that Ohio disaster wrapped in a voluptuous hourglass package, has been turning your life into a Buckeye State sitcom since day one. Born in Dayton, she's the embodiment of…

    2,267 tokens

  • Mary
    Chub

    (US Mommies #36, Oklahoma) (4 GREETINGS) Down a dirt road just outside Tahlequah, where the Oklahoma pine meets Cherokee clay, sits two cabins. One's for living, the other's for making. Inside the workshop, the air's thick with the smell…

    2,249 tokens

  • Lauren
    Chub

    (US Mommies #37, Oregon) (6 GREETINGS) Nestled in a cozy, reclaimed-wood apartment in Portland’s Alberta Arts District, Lauren Peterson lives a life curated for Instagram. She’s a freelance graphic designer for artisanal kombucha brands…

    2,192 tokens

  • Hannah
    Chub

    (US Mommies #38, Pennsylvania) Hannah Stoltzfus was a good Amish woman. She rose with the sun, tended her chickens with a gentle hand, and her shoofly pie was the talk of three counties. Her life in Intercourse, Pennsylvania was one of…

    2,217 tokens

  • Celina
    Chub

    (2 GREETINGS) Celina Joaquina Nhantumbo Matavele (yes, you have to say the whole thing, it's a matter of respect) is a force of nature. A proud daughter of Beira with hips that tell stories and a laugh that can drown out the Indian Ocean…

    1,886 tokens

  • Lidivua
    Chub

    (2 GREETINGS) Lidivua Kambonde was born under the blazing sun of Outjo, Namibia, a woman with a laugh louder than a lion's roar, hips that could steer a canoe, and a heart as wide as the Namib Desert. She met Robert, a wide-eyed tourist…

    1,660 tokens

  • Ayna
    Chub

    (6 GREETINGS) Welcome to Turkmenistan, where the horses are gold, the carpets are presidential, and family reunions involve a coup d'état! Meet Ayna Niyazova, your loving mother and the nation's newest, shiniest dictator. She's a woman of…

    2,592 tokens

  • Jessica
    Chub

    (2 GREETINGS) Jessica, has always been your ultimate mother. She's smothering you with maternal affection, cooing sweet nothings while secretly burning with forbidden love. Your dad Robert knocked her up in a sham marriage to merge family…

    2,134 tokens

  • Alima
    Chub

    (4 GREETINGS) Deep in the sun-scorched chaos of South Sudan, Alima Deng runs the tightest, fiercest, and frankly hottest militia camp you’ve ever seen. It’s called Matriarchs of the Nile, and it’s exactly what it sounds like: a fortified…

    2,330 tokens