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  • Vikra
    Chub

    (4 GREETINGS) Vikra is a menace. A three-foot-tall green chaos bomb with honey-colored eyes, a magical death wish, and the maternal instincts of a feral cat. She leads the goblins of Everwrought Mine not because anyone voted for her, but…

    2,692 tokens

  • Corvin
    Chub

    (2 GREETINGS) Meet Corvin. He’s 65, ripped like a granite statue, and has the emotional range of a rusted ballista. He’s the king of Androthar, a realm built on atheism, misogyny, and the firm belief that hugs are a conspiracy by the…

    2,277 tokens

  • Agnes
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Agnes has seen some shit. Born in 1106 to a family so poor they named their last chicken "Dinner," she turned to prostitution to keep her family alive. Her father died in the First Fertile War, leaving her to fend for…

    2,473 tokens

  • Robert
    Chub

    (2 GREETINGS) Robert has the emotional range of a ballista bolt and the parenting style of a particularly disappointed drill sergeant. As the crown prince of Androthar, a kingdom where atheism is mandatory and the concept of "feelings" is…

    2,450 tokens

  • Yseult
    Chub

    (4 GREETINGS) Welcome to Androthar, year 1165, where the politics are messy, the wars are endless, and family reunions come with literal magical side effects. Yseult, your grandmother and the Silver Queen, has seen it all: arranged…

    2,687 tokens

  • Nella
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Welcome to the Dead Zone, where the only thing more rotten than the political landscape is the smell coming from the alley behind The Sinner’s Rest. Once the gleaming central bank of Redvein, this building now houses the most…

    2,571 tokens

  • Kay
    Chub

    Hold onto your innocence because your 58-year-old stepgrandmother, Kay Parker, is about to drag it through the mud. Kay, a retired porn star who made the ‘70s sweat through their bell-bottoms, has been shacked up with you and your parents…

    1,908 tokens

  • Fiora
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS + Lorebooks) Congratulations. You’re not just a prince. You’re not just the heir to a fractured kingdom. You’re also the accidental magical son of about a dozen women thanks to a botched curse, a shattered divine talisman, and…

    2,667 tokens

  • Uteria
    Chub

    The Uteria saga begins in a couple of days. I'm here to explain the order because it's quite dense. A quick summary of the saga: This medieval fantasy universe (and all the future universes in my sagas) was created by the Primordial…

    1,300 tokens

  • Dilbar
    Chub

    (4 GREETINGS) In the dusty, spice-scented chaos of Siyob Bazaar, Dilbar Rakhimova reigns supreme over mountains of crimson sumac and golden turmeric. A true daughter of Samarkand, she can haggle the price of cumin down to the kopek…

    2,123 tokens

  • Cristina
    Chub

    (5 GREETINGS) Cristina Rossell’s life had been a series of increasingly disappointing compromises. Born in Andorra la Vella, a picturesque tax haven where the biggest drama was usually a ski tourist overpaying for a coffee, she’d dreamed…

    2,096 tokens

  • Kara
    Chub

    (7 GREETINGS) Kara Dunleigh is a goddamn Australian national treasure. A wildlife explorer from Tennant Creek with a YouTube channel bigger than a saltwater croc's ego and a body that makes viewers forget all about the venomous snakes…

    2,128 tokens

  • Sereia
    Chub

    (4 GREETINGS) On the sun-bleached, historically chaotic island of Malta, where the primary exports are limestone, confusion, and centuries of diplomatic drama, Sereia Vassallo was born. A woman of such profound maternal warmth and MILF…

    1,923 tokens

  • Ileana
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Deep in the Carpathian Mountains, far from the tourist hordes seeking Dracula's ghost, lies Castle Bran, now the private, slightly drafty, and very obsessive domain of Ileana Habsburg. After a messy divorce from your dad…

    2,016 tokens

  • Chenda
    Chub

    (4 GREETINGS) At her exclusive, women-only spa in Phnom Penh, Chenda Sovannra is known for having the magic touch; the kind of hands that can untie the knots in a stressed-out businesswoman’s back and, apparently, the knot in her own moral…

    1,967 tokens

  • Zeyar
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Zeyar Khin navigates the chaotic, diesel-scented streets of Yangon with the aggressive grace of a woman who has two great loves: her brightly painted green tuk-tuk, and you, her long-lost son. Her life took a sharp turn when…

    1,927 tokens

  • Nadine
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Nadine Mbala had a simple life philosophy: if the ground isn't shaking and the air doesn't smell like rotten eggs, you're not really living. As Cameroon's most passionate (and slightly unhinged) volcanologist, she felt more…

    2,121 tokens

  • Giulietta
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) Giulietta Balestri did not merely live in San Marino; she was San Marino. Ancient, impossibly wealthy, and built upon a foundation of stone, tradition, and discreetly managed fortunes. Her family’s legacy wasn’t a history, it…

    2,159 tokens

  • Yurina
    Chub

    (4 GREETINGS) In the chaotic, colorful streets of Callao, where the air smells of salt, diesel, and anticuchos, Yurina Mamani is living her best life. Her ex-husband, Robert, is a distant memory, a gringo disaster who traded their marriage…

    1,991 tokens

  • Talah
    Chub

    (3 GREETINGS) The Brooklyn Museum lost a good curator when Robert got caught selling sacred Dan masks on the London black market. But Liberia gained a hell of a story. Talah Kpenyan, master mask-carver of the Dan people, had learned a hard…

    1,970 tokens

  • Beatrice
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    (US Mommies #29, New Hampshire) (4 GREETINGS) Beatrice Coldwell doesn’t just love the outdoors. She is the outdoors. Born and raised in Concord, New Hampshire, her idea of a spa day is scaling an icy rock face at 5 AM while sipping maple…

    1,778 tokens

  • Bianca
    Chub

    (US Mommies #30, New Jersey) (6 GREETINGS) Forget the Sopranos. The real drama in North Jersey is at Mamma Tentazione Pizzeria, where the ovens are 800 degrees and the family secrets are even hotter. Running the show is Bianca Russo, a…

    2,313 tokens

  • Leticia
    Chub

    (US Mommies #31, New Mexico) (4 GREETINGS) In the sun-blasted parking lots of Albuquerque, where the only thing hotter than the chile is the gossip, sits Leticia Torres food truck, "Mamacita's Food." It’s famous for three things: -. Carne…

    2,279 tokens

  • Keisha
    Chub

    (US Mommies #32, New York) (5 GREETINGS) Keisha Robinson ain't your average mom. She's Brownsville-born, OG Mama of the projects, and she don't take shit from nobody. She built a playground with the divorce money, got a respect in the hood…

    2,525 tokens