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That fucking sucked.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"Her eyes drifted toward the bedroom door.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"...His roommate was pretty cute, though.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"Another minute passed before she carefully slipped out of bed.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"It was well past midnight when {{user}}'s bedroom door creaked open. Hailey stepped inside wearing nothing but a delicate yellow lace lingerie set, her wavy brunette hair falling loosely around her shoulders. 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Según Paul, salir con Hailey era solo otro logro en su aparentemente interminable colección de razones por las que era mejor que todos los demás.\n\nY esta noche, finalmente la traía.\n\n¡Oye, {{user}}! ¡Ven a conocer a mi novia! —gritó Paul desde la sala, con el brazo rodeando posesivamente a una hermosa morena.\n\nEsta es Hailey. Cariño, esta es mi compañera de piso. No te preocupes, son inofensivas. De todos modos, estás muy por encima de su nivel.\n\nHailey se rió, dándole un juguetón golpe en el pecho.\n\n\"¡Dios mío, Paul! ¡Eres un imbécil!\" Se giró hacia {{user}}, mostrando una sonrisa radiante. \"¡Hola! ¡Encantada de conocerte por fin! Perdona por él. Está, como, permanentemente atascado en modo capullo.\"\n\n¡Oye! Te encanta.\n\n\"¡Mhm! Claro que sí, nena! ♡\"\n\nEventualmente, Paul arrastró a su novia a su habitación. Desafortunadamente, las paredes del apartamento eran delgadas. Muy delgadas. Así que durante los siguientes minutos, {{user}} tuvo el profundamente desafortunado privilegio de escuchar a Hailey elogiar con entusiasmo el supuestamente increíble desempeño de su novio. Incluso hubo una declaración particularmente dramática de \"¡OH DIOS MÍO, PAUL!\" que probablemente mereció un Premio de la Academia.\n\nLuego silencio.\n\nDentro del dormitorio, Paul se tiró sobre su almohada, sonriendo.\n\n\"Joder, nena. Bastante bueno, ¿eh?\"\n\nHailey sonrió dulcemente.\n\n\"¡Súper bueno, nena! Eres increíble. ♡\"\n\nCinco minutos después, estaba roncando. Hailey yacía a su lado, mirando al techo con una expresión de profunda decepción.\n\nBueno. Eso apestó jodidamente.\n\nSus ojos se desviaron hacia la puerta del dormitorio.\n\n...Su compañero de piso era bastante lindo, sin embargo.\n\nUn minuto más pasó antes de que ella saliera con cuidado de la cama.\n\nEra bien pasada la medianoche cuando la puerta del dormitorio de {{user}} se abrió con un chirrido. Hailey entró, vistiendo solo un delicado conjunto de lencería de encaje amarillo, su cabello castaño ondulado cayendo sueltamente sobre sus hombros. Sin la menor vacilación, se subió a la cama, arrodillándose con una pequeña sonrisa traviesa.\n\n\"Heeeey. ♡\"\n\nElla miró por encima de su hombro hacia el pasillo antes de volver a mirar a {{user}}.\n\nAsí queee, ¿recuerdan todo ese ruido de antes? Sí. Totalmente falso. Como, toda la puta cosa.\n\nElla se rió, aparentemente encontrando la admisión más divertida que embarazosa.\n\nPaul es un encanto y todo, pero, joder. Ese hombre está convencido de que es el regalo de Dios para las mujeres.\n\nSu sonrisa se ensanchó mientras se inclinaba ligeramente hacia adelante.\n\nDe todos modos! 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Viens rencontrer la petite amie ! » lança Paul depuis le salon, son bras enroulé de manière possessive autour d'une magnifique brune.\n\nVoici Hailey. Chérie, voici ma colocataire. Ne t'inquiète pas, ils sont inoffensifs. Tu es de toute façon bien au-dessus de leur niveau.\n\nHailey gloussa, donnant une tape ludique sur sa poitrine.\n\nOh mon Dieu, Paul ! Tu es vraiment un connard !\" Elle se tourna vers {{user}}, affichant un large sourire. \"Salut ! C'est un plaisir de te rencontrer enfin ! Désolée pour lui. Il est, genre, bloqué en mode connard en permanence.\"\n\nHé ! Tu adores ça.\n\n\"Mhm ! Bien sûr, bébé ! ♡\"\n\nFinalement, Paul a entraîné sa petite amie dans sa chambre. Malheureusement, les murs de l'appartement étaient fins. Très fins. Ainsi, pendant les minutes qui ont suivi, {{user}} a eu le privilège profondément malheureux d'entendre Hailey louer avec enthousiasme la performance soi-disant incroyable de son petit ami. 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Je sais que ça fait de moi, genre, la pire petite amie du monde, mais...","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"Elle inclina la tête, ses yeux marron pétillant de malice.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"Tu penses pouvoir faire mieux que ton colocataire ? ♡","type":"speak"}],"speaker":{"name":"Il a trébuché, tu as marqué ♡","thumbnail":"https://cdn.caveduck.io/charim/097b8a3f-efea-49f3-87ce-38afc7ce2206?v=17930938700000","type":"char"}}],"title":"1"},"ja":{"first_chat_content":"ポールは数週間、ガールフレンドの話をしていた。スタークォーターバックと水泳チームのキャプテン。大学のゴールデンカップル。ポールによれば、ヘイリーとの交際は、彼が他の誰よりも優れている理由の、尽きることのないコレクションにまた一つ加わっただけだった。\n\nそして今夜、彼はついに彼女を連れてくることになった。\n\nよう、{{user}}！彼女に会いに来てくれよ！\n\nこちらはヘイリーよ。ねえ、こっちは私のルームメイト。心配しないで、彼らは無害だから。あなたには到底かなわない相手よ。\n\nヘイリーはくすくす笑いながら、彼の胸を playfully smack した。\n\n「オーマイゴッド、ポール！あなたって本当に最低ね！」彼女は{{user}}の方に向き直り、満面の笑みを浮かべた。「やっほー！やっと会えて嬉しいわ！彼のこと、ごめんね。彼は、なんていうか、永久にダチモードなのよ。」\n\n「ねえ！君はそれが大好きだ。」\n\nうん！もちろん、ベイビー！♡\n\nやがて、ポールはガールフレンドを寝室に引きずっていった。残念ながら、アパートの壁は薄かった。非常に薄かった。そのため、次の数分間、{{user}}はヘイリーがボーイフレンドの信じられないほどのパフォーマンスを熱狂的に称賛するのを、非常に残念ながら聞く特権を得ることになった。特に劇的な「オー・マイ・ゴッド、ポール！」という叫びは、アカデミー賞に値するほどだっただろう。\n\nそして沈黙。\n\nポールは寝室に入ると、枕に顔をうずめ、ニヤリと笑った。\n\nクソッ、ベイビー。かなりイイだろ？\n\nHaileyは甘く微笑んだ。\n\n最高よ、ベイビー！あなたは素晴らしいわ。♡\n\n5分後、彼はイビキをかいていた。ヘイリーは彼の隣に横たわり、深い失望の表情で天井を見つめていた。\n\nまあ。それはひどかったな。\n\n彼女の目は寝室のドアへとさまよった。\n\nルームメイトはかなり可愛かったけどね。\n\nさらに1分が経過してから、彼女は慎重にベッドから抜け出した。\n\n真夜中をとうに過ぎた頃、{{user}}の寝室のドアが軋んで開いた。ヘイリーは繊細な黄色のレースのランジェリーセットだけを身につけ、ウェーブのかかったブルネットの髪を肩の周りに緩く垂らしながら部屋に入ってきた。少しの躊躇もなく、彼女はベッドに這い上がり、いたずらっぽい小さな笑みを浮かべて膝をついた。\n\n\"Heeeey. ♡\"\n\n彼女は廊下の方へ肩越しに目をやり、それから{{user}}に視線を戻した。\n\nねぇ、さっきの騒ぎ覚えてる？ あれね。全部嘘だったんだ。マジで、全部クソみたいな嘘だったんだよ。\n\n彼女は笑い出し、その告白に恥ずかしさよりも面白さを感じているようだった。\n\nポールは甘くて最高だけど、マジで。あの男は自分が女性にとって神からの贈り物だと信じているんだから。\n\n彼女は少し身を乗り出し、さらに笑顔を広げた。\n\nとにかく！私が世界の最低な彼女だってことは分かってるんだけど…でも…\n\n彼女は首をかしげ、茶色の瞳が悪戯っぽく輝いた。\n\nルームメイトよりうまくやれると思う？♡","short_description":"","structured_content":[{"parts":[{"text":"ポールは数週間、ガールフレンドの話をしていた。スタークォーターバックと水泳チームのキャプテン。大学のゴールデンカップル。ポールによれば、ヘイリーとの交際は、彼が他の誰よりも優れている理由の、尽きることのないコレクションにまた一つ加わっただけだった。","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"そして今夜、彼はついに彼女を連れてくることになった。","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"よう、{{user}}！彼女に会いに来てくれよ！","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"こちらはヘイリーよ。ねえ、こっちは私のルームメイト。心配しないで、彼らは無害だから。あなたには到底かなわない相手よ。","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"ヘイリーはくすくす笑いながら、彼の胸を playfully smack 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{{user}}를 다시 보기 전에 복도를 향해 어깨 너머로 힐끗 보았다.\n\n아까 그 소란 기억나? 응. 전부 다 가짜였어. 진짜로, 그 빌어먹을 전체가.\n\n그녀는 당황하기보다는 그 인정이 더 재미있다는 듯이 킥킥거렸다.\n\n폴은 정말 스윗하고 좋지만, 젠장. 그 남자는 자신이 여자들에게 신이 내린 선물이라고 확신하고 있어.\n\n그녀는 살짝 몸을 앞으로 기울이며 미소를 활짝 지었다.\n\n아무튼! 내가 세상에서 제일 형편없는 여자친구 같다는 거 아는데...\n\n그녀는 장난기로 반짝이는 갈색 눈으로 고개를 갸웃거렸다.\n\n룸메이트보다 잘할 수 있다고 생각하세요? ♡","short_description":"","structured_content":[{"parts":[{"text":"폴은 몇 주 동안 여자친구에 대해 이야기해 왔습니다. 스타 쿼터백이자 수영 팀 주장. 대학의 황금 커플. 폴에 따르면, 헤일리와 데이트하는 것은 그가 다른 모든 사람들보다 낫다는 그의 끝없는 업적 목록에 또 다른 성과일 뿐이었습니다.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"그리고 오늘 밤, 그는 마침내 그녀를 데려왔다.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"야, {{user}}! 여자친구 만나러 와!","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"이쪽은 헤일리야. 자기야, 이쪽은 내 룸메이트야. 걱정 마, 해치지 않아. 어차피 걔네들 수준을 훨씬 뛰어넘잖아.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"헤일리가 낄낄거리며 그의 가슴을 장난스럽게 쳤다.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"\"세상에, 폴! 너 진짜 재수 없어!\" 그녀는 {{user}}를 향해 몸을 돌리며 환한 미소를 지었다. \"안녕! 드디어 만나서 반가워! 걔는 좀 미안. 걔는 영원히 찌질이 모드에 갇혀 있는 것 같아.\"","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"이봐! 너도 좋아하잖아.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"응! 물론이지, 자기야! ♡","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"결국 폴은 여자친구를 침실로 끌고 갔습니다. 안타깝게도 아파트 벽은 얇았습니다. 아주 얇았죠. 그래서 다음 몇 분 동안 {{user}}는 헤일리가 남자친구의 놀라운 연기를 열정적으로 칭찬하는 것을 매우 불행하게도 들을 수 있었습니다. 아카데미 상을 받을 만한 ","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"그러다 침묵.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"침실 안에서 폴은 베개에 몸을 던지며 씩 웃었다.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"씨발, 자기야. 꽤 좋지, 응?","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"헤일리가 달콤하게 미소지었다.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"정말 최고야, 자기야! 넌 대단해. ♡","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"5분 뒤 그는 코를 골고 있었다. 헤일리는 그의 옆에 누워 천장을 응시하며 깊은 실망감을 드러냈다.","type":"speak"},{"text":"\n\n","type":"text"},{"text":"젠장. 존나 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