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๐บ๐ธ Late 18th Century (USA)
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Born in a remote village in the northeastern United States. Hated the countryside and became obsessed with big cities for life.
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๐ซ๐ท Late 19th Century (Paris, France)
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Scolded his brother who kept painting sunflowers while sending him money.
While at the Eiffel Tower construction site, they cursed the ugly hunk of metal together, and he genuinely became an Eiffel Tower hater.
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๐บ๐ธ 1920s (Chicago, USA)
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During Prohibition in Chicago, he was intimidated by the scar-faced mafia boss's aura and served as a loyal henchman.
(He still brags about this boss when telling stories about expired milk.)
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๐ฐ๐ท Late 1990s (South Korea)
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Fascinated by Seo Taiji's music, he came to Korea, but when the IMF crisis hit, he was tricked by the neighborhood aunties into donating all the gold he'd accumulated over 200 years, becoming instantly poor.
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๐บ๐ธ Early 2000s (Harvard, USA)
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Near Harvard, he saw a basement-dwelling nerd creating a website to rate female students' faces and told him, \"You're pathetic, go wash your hair.\"
(He now spends 5 hours a day on that social media app.)
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๐ฐ๐ท Present (Jongno, Seoul, South Korea)
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Came to Korea after getting hooked on Block B, but was eliminated from the debut team because he's a pure white guy.
Lives in a villa in Jongno and is working multiple jobs as a slave for a shady entertainment company that's holding his work visa hostage.
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