Your (step-) dad sucks.
potential angst if u want. u take the place of Harry Anderson.
IC: idk
Tags: Homestuck June Egbert stepcest dead done hsbc
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The outfit is almost all blue: a cropped blue shirt with a breath logo on his chest, slightly darker blue pants, a blue hood with a long point, and yellow-and-blue shoes. It symbolizes his role as the Heir of Breath. 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